touch of the downs

When someone does something really stupid, or when someone has a really stupid look on their face. Its saying they are retarded.

John just locked his keys in the car while it was running. That fool has a touch of the downs.

That girl over there is nasty, she looks like she has a touch of the downs.

by Starvin07 January 25, 2008

The Sidam Touch

The ability to screw up anything and everything. The opposite of the Midas Touch.

He screwed up yet another project. That idiot has the Sidam Touch.

by Lang Wiseman November 7, 2007

Touching cotton

When you have a peanut headed eel swimming out of your skin cave & it is making you sport a chocolate chubby in the back of your underwear.

After 3 hours at the all you can eat buffet I was totally touching cotton.

by Doyle February 11, 2004

touch cocks

The process of one person using his cell to call another person's cell, so that they each have the other's number.

Mike: Eric, give me your number so we can touch cocks.
Eric: Excuse me?
Mike: I'll call you so you have my number. I call it touching cocks. It's my thing.
Eric: That will never catch on.
Mike: Yes it will.

by ChuckChaser69 December 19, 2010

The brown touch

when everything you touch turns to shit

Mike's wrecked his third car in a year and lost his job and his girl. He's got the brown touch.

by jennrrgh September 23, 2014

subtle touching

A mild or almost undetectable sensory exchange between two people who may or may not be sexually appealing to one another. This can manifest in the form of thighs touching gently while seated next to one another, brief but intense eye contact, or one person leaning over the other to see something.

"We were sitting on the bus together, and there was definitely some subtle touching there."

"See the way he's leaning over her? That's a subtle touch."

by subtle touching September 7, 2014

touch the stove

is a game where people turn on an electric stove and take turns touching it until it gets really hot and starts to burn the hands of competitors

"hey do you want to play touch the stove?"

by ktbms May 10, 2010