thirtying

The process of becoming more and more amused by domestic activities and objects as you near and/or after turning thirty.

That’s how I feel about my transition from an in home alcohol bar to juice/espresso bar...I’m thirtying REAL HARD!

by Dancinnangel April 18, 2019

thirty bird

When you and a friend finger slam a girl using 30 fingers

"Yeah Joanne is such a hoe me and Jeffy gave her a thirty bird and she still had room"

by Tom's Place November 17, 2016

thirty-nine

A person of Hebrew descent.

Jason, you stupid 39 Jew

by Schlacker November 15, 2003

grind thirty

the time at which an individual must grind (work hard) to get something done

It's grind thirty

by Grind30 October 12, 2017

Thirty-one

Best bag company ever!

Is that a thirty-one bag?
Of course!
I just love thirty-one!

by anonymous June 18, 2021

thirty finger handjob

A handjob that, as the name implies, consists of thirty fingers. Your significant other purchases finger puppet hands 🤚🏼and puts one on all five fingers. They then proceed to give a sensory overload handjob with not one hand, but five little ones for increased pleasure. Consider it like the ribbed condom of handjobs....

My girlfriend wanted to up her handjob game so she decided to surprise me with the thirty finger handjob...so many fingers, for so much pleasure.

by TippyDippy85 September 7, 2020

oh-dark-thirty

Period from 00:00 (12:00 am) until 06:00 (6:00 am).

Oh-dark-thirty.

by ÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑ August 25, 2025