Brazil Land

What this girl I used to date in High-school thought South America was called. (True Story)

Its so hard not to use her real name....

Girl: "Hey Squirrel! Did you know about South America?"
Me: "What about South America?"
Girl: "That that's what its called! South America!"
Me: "... WTF?"
Girl: "Yeah, I always thought it was Brazil Land or something!"
Me: "..."

by Squirrelish87 July 29, 2008

land hoe

A mix brew that contains half landshark and half hoegaarden.

I'd suck a dick for a land hoe right now!

by Wasted7466425 February 24, 2014

Land-lining

When you purposefully leave your cellular phone at home so that no one can reach you.

"I texted Adrianne a few times yesterday and I never heard back from her."
"Yeah...I think she's been land-lining her phone all week."

by BbTasting Cart July 18, 2018

land castle

To deceive by deception... mostly used by Indian IT workers when frustrated.

Don't land castle me, man!

by Dongalong the way October 1, 2018

wonka land

the perception of being in a relationship that makes you lose sense of yourself and surroundings without realization, like being immersed in willy wonka’s chocolate factory.

there’s no saving her, she’s stuck in wonka land.

by stayfocust January 27, 2022

wet landing

when a guys pulls out of a girl and cums in her ass crack then slides his cock through the cum

I performed a wet landing on that chick last night after going doggy.

by Joe Stuffer February 29, 2008

Landing Bug

When someone's playing trackmania and takes a jump in a rough way which causes the car to flip a bit when it lands, it's considered a landing bug.

a: dude, you totally need to improve your skills.
b: my skills are fine. it was just a landing bug.
a: oh ok. it looked as if it was your own fault first.

by Eine Alte Oma August 24, 2019