A gay man or bioqueen who enjoys strict relations with Polynesian boys. You can find these Coconut Queens gushing at a Hawaiian Lu'au or Maori Hangi. These particular types of queens are mostly white males with iPhones (20% have android).
"Damn, gurrrrl. That Polynesian rugby team has got this Coconut Queen ready to bust a coconut!"
"Jeff is trying to flirt with that Samoan Fire Knife dancer and he keeps ignoring him. Sad, little Coconut Queen."
"Jeff is trying to flirt with that Samoan Fire Knife dancer and he keeps ignoring him. Sad, little Coconut Queen."
by boomkanani March 7, 2014
Get the Coconut Queenmug. It's exactly what you think it is. It's a strap on but instead of a dildo, its just a fucking coconut.
"I was getting tired of using the football, so I had my wife get the Coconut Strap On. I couldn't feel my ass for the next three days!"
"Dude, your wife only has one buttcheek."
"Dude, your wife only has one buttcheek."
by Spiked C0ck March 9, 2021
Get the Coconut Strap onmug. by Celms March 3, 2014
Get the couple of coconutsmug. A sudden and powerful desire to cuddle the shit out of your wife and kiss her and drink a milkshake with her and take a nap with her and wake her up with more kisses
I was really mad thinking about the whole deal with Kavanaugh but then my wife put me in coconut mode.
by K.A.M.I.K.A.Z.E. October 5, 2018
Get the Coconut modemug. by Saltass May 22, 2018
Get the you coconutmug. Sea Coconuts' seeds look like female butts, and its plant's reproductive organ looks phallic. God sure was horny.
by userhandlegoeshere October 29, 2021
Get the Sea Coconutmug.