The cabbage man

The cabbage man is from atla (avatar the last air bender) he is the best character in the entire show

Me: who's the best character in atla (avatar the last air bender)

You: it’s obviously the cabbage man 🥬

by Theofficaldefinerofallwords January 3, 2021

Cabbage Fingers

A symptom of Cabbagefingitus.
A person with cabbage like phalanges.

George put his Cabbage Fingers up his girlfriend's twat and they turned into sauerkraut.

by Iammega October 11, 2019

Wank Cabbage

A way to refer to a complete and utter numskull. Has the abbreviation WC.

Boy: I shot the Sherrif.
Boy's friend: You absolute wank cabbage! Now the deputy will be after us. Twat.

by finalerock44 January 11, 2021

exploding cabbage

when a male thrust into a females vagina after ejaculating while there is an air pocket inside the vagina, causing the sperm to explode outwards of the vagina.

last night after dinner, my boyfriend a I fucked and he gave me an exploding cabbage.

by captain shame June 27, 2011

Cursed Cabbage

Another derogatory Word for “marijuana” similar to “devils lettuce”

Tyler- “what are you smoking man is that devils lettuce!”
Daniel- “nah man this is that cursed cabbage”

by Dannyseibs August 17, 2019

Unseasoned Cabbage

An idiot who does something rash in the heat of the moment

p1 is being aggressive about who won at club penguin connect

p1:You’re such a selfish dickhead
p2:Shut up you unseasoned cabbage

by ILiveInACabinInAlska January 27, 2020

daddy cabbage

Pubic hair which comes in the colour green. Usually found on transsexuals or non-binary people.

Yoo that hooker last night had some nice daddy cabbage

by JizzlePits February 17, 2020