The Sidam Touch

The ability to screw up anything and everything. The opposite of the Midas Touch.

He screwed up yet another project. That idiot has the Sidam Touch.

by Lang Wiseman November 7, 2007

Touching cotton

When you have a peanut headed eel swimming out of your skin cave & it is making you sport a chocolate chubby in the back of your underwear.

After 3 hours at the all you can eat buffet I was totally touching cotton.

by Doyle February 11, 2004

touch cocks

The process of one person using his cell to call another person's cell, so that they each have the other's number.

Mike: Eric, give me your number so we can touch cocks.
Eric: Excuse me?
Mike: I'll call you so you have my number. I call it touching cocks. It's my thing.
Eric: That will never catch on.
Mike: Yes it will.

by ChuckChaser69 December 19, 2010

The brown touch

when everything you touch turns to shit

Mike's wrecked his third car in a year and lost his job and his girl. He's got the brown touch.

by jennrrgh September 23, 2014

subtle touching

A mild or almost undetectable sensory exchange between two people who may or may not be sexually appealing to one another. This can manifest in the form of thighs touching gently while seated next to one another, brief but intense eye contact, or one person leaning over the other to see something.

"We were sitting on the bus together, and there was definitely some subtle touching there."

"See the way he's leaning over her? That's a subtle touch."

by subtle touching September 7, 2014

touch the stove

is a game where people turn on an electric stove and take turns touching it until it gets really hot and starts to burn the hands of competitors

"hey do you want to play touch the stove?"

by ktbms May 10, 2010

Touch of The Gay

1) To have a slight tendency towards homosexuality or bisexuality
2) To imgine about or dabble in sexual experiences with others of the same sex, while claiming heterosexual as sexual preference
3) To be comfortable in close contact with the same sex
4) For one male to touch another male's penis for any period of time, regardless of the situation

1)Steve smacks Jay's ass as he passes by because he has a touch of the gay

by candymapple May 21, 2009