Hazelwell Rodeo

Whilst slamming a bird in doggy you hold onto her hair and proceed to call her the wrong name and see how long you can hold on for.

“Did the hazelwell rodeo last night, only lasted 10 seconds”

by Collegebike May 21, 2021

Texan Rodeo

While enjoying your bareback, doggie style entertainment, you lean over to your partner's ear and whisper "I have aids" or "I have _____." It can be anything really, as long as you make them buck.

8 Minutes and you win.
Remember, I said bareback.

"I only lasted two minutes into my Texan Rodeo! Bitch bucked me off quicker than her gynecologist."

by DasTesseract October 14, 2016

Goat Rodeo

A situation during which a pre-planned event goes horribly wrong and demonstrates a total lack of communication, coordination, and forethought. Generally, this requires either of two parties, one being in a management or planning role that performs inadequate preparation and the other a participant that is utterly incompetent. The result is absolute chaos and failure. In a military context, this is any activity involving A) Iraqis, B) Afghanis, or C) the US Department of State. The involvement of two or more of these participants can result in an increase in fuckery several magnitudes greater than one alone.

I was assigned to lead a coalition mission to reestablish educational facilities in Durkastan. I knew it was going to be a "goat rodeo" when a douchebag in a suit walked into our tent and said "I'm with State, I'll be in charge from now on".

by HolyHammer October 12, 2016

Wang Rodeo

A party or social gathering consisting of mostly males.

Dude, this party is such a Wang Rodeo.

by Stone316 October 8, 2009

Rowdy Rodeo

While having sex tell your partner tell him/her you have AIDS so he/she tries to get you off , but you hold him/her down and try to continue having sex

Guy #1 : I busted a rowdy rodeo and that bitch last night
Guy #2 : How did she react when you told her you had AIDS
Guy #1 :Lets just say she'll never be the same again

by SixtyPlusNine July 9, 2011

Executive Rodeo

The art of two guy friends convincing a sexy and well dressed female business executive to take an unexpected afternoon break while still at her office. The Executive Rodeo involves the business woman hiking up her skirt and riding one of the guys in the Reverse Cowgirl position, while the other guy stands above her and lets her suck his cock. Best when the sexy business woman is wearing sexy business attire (preferably a jacket and skirt on the outside and a full lingerie set with crotchless panties underneath). More exciting to perform at the corporate office, but the home office works just as well.

My buddy and I stopped by her office and convinced her to let us give her an Executive Rodeo

by The MILF hunting game warden February 2, 2023

lube rodeo

Is when a broke back cowboy brings the KY Jello to a party wearing only a cowboy hat and boots with spurs.

Whose comin in hot to the lube rodeo...this guy, that’s who!

by Sasha77 May 13, 2018