Holiday Card

Holiday Card: A way for people to brag about how well their children are doing and all of their accomplishments. An obnoxious thing to do and most of the time they include multiple page 'updates' on their lives.

Bill: Hey! I got something in the mail!

Anna: Eh, it's probably just another Holiday Card

Bill: Yeah...who wants to hear about how their kids got into private school...mehh

by actingprincess8808 December 12, 2009

turkish holiday

(noun) The act of having gay sex on a couch, or while couch surfing. Alternatively many believe this is derived from having gay sex on an ottoman, as that would facilitate the act.

After meeting at a bar, Adam and Steve headed back to home and enjoyed the first of many rough turkish holidays.

by vertigo November 11, 2006

Merry Holiday

One of the most politically correct ways to wish someone a joyous Christmas season.

Though of course someone will be offended at this expression as well.

Mike: Hey Tina, Merry Holiday!

Tina: Wtf?

by Cornyhotdogs December 20, 2017

Hollywood Holiday

When a guy goes down on one of his guy friends. Sucking your friend cock.

Did you see Tony treated Joe to a Hollywood Holiday

by heisadouche June 23, 2021

Holiday H.i.v

The problem only unlucky bastards get where you spontaneously develop a vulnerability to all illnesses for the time off of work, the only cure is returning to work where you will recover instantly and of done nothing with your time away from the shithole

what did you do on the weekend
Nothing holiday h.iv had me ill all weekend
Holiday H.i.v means you are extremely vulnerable to any disease for the duration of you time off

by ZephaLegend September 17, 2016

island holiday

A phrase to describe a mandated federal holiday that falls in the middle of a school week, effectively splitting it in half. It occurs very rarely, and can lead to strange bell schedules.

I showed up to school Thursday morning, but no one was there. I forgot it was an island holiday!

by kaelb November 8, 2010

Holiday Classic

The sexual practice of tying one's shoe string around the junk of a male partner like a Christmas bow and proceeding to go down on it like an express elevator.

Cody: "Hey, you want a Holiday Classic?"
Justin: "What is this? Middle school?"

by Justinn82 December 26, 2007