Tender

The dating app for underage children

Tinder is for grown-ups. Tender is for pull-ups.

by Dig Nitty April 17, 2019

Tender-Dickin

Someone that is emo..riding on a emotional rollercoaster

guy1: so how was ya day??

guy2: o mine was ight

guy3: i hate tha world, i want 2 slit my wrist n choke on my spit..im so alone

guy1&2: son wtf is wrong wif u y u tender-dickin 4??

by WiiKKed StaR January 6, 2009

Teden

Very retarded person who likes boys and dates a ratcoon. They get very sweaty, and have huge lips. Dont have friends and likes big cock! Basically all i am saying is that a TEDEN is a big loser, or in other words... SWEATY TEDDY!

Person 1: Damn you see TEDEN last night?

Person 2: yeah, i did, he was very sweaty and ready for some blow blow from mrs. teddy. He looked like a damn nig nog in a half.
Person 1: True, true. He needs a damn penis because he has no life.

by John Dinglebarry October 15, 2009

Well-tended

Well-tended: a well-kept, tidy, good-looking place such as a garden or house.

My clients, exhibiting extreme poor judgement, followed your grand mother to this delightful, well-tended home.

by LuizLeitao April 11, 2015

Teigen

Teigen is a pretty,funny,smart,caring,fit girl she is loveable. Never let her go. Teigen normally has long silky blond hair and blue eyes.( Sometimes she can be a bitch, but everyone one can at times)

Teigen is so cool

I wish i had hair like Teigen

She so cooollll

by Lola rose 673 August 29, 2018

go down on that dino tender

something said by guys who think they're cool, but in reality they look weird when they say it

"dude i'd definitely go down on that dino tender"
*everyone else at the table rolls their eyes*

by >sliced bread January 25, 2011

Tenderize the Meat

The act of beating your partner until they have sex with you.

Sarah wasn't in the mood so Tom had to Tenderize the Meat.

by Aram A. February 24, 2008