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PornHub Tech

When you're absolutely fucking busted in the game known as 'Brawlhalla' to the point, that your brother and any other male excessively cums when watching you play.
Josh:OMG my penis is so hard watching Dillan play Brawlhalla with his epic PornHub Tech
by JonathanDoTheNasty69420 March 3, 2021
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Norwich Tech

There are 6 kinds of people at NT:
1. ghetto ass thots
2. fuckboys
3. awkward gamers with no friends
4. yeehaw camo kids
5. basic vsksksksksco girls
6. nicotine addicts
This guy asked me to buy him some juul pods, he must go to Norwich Tech.
by mrs. coochie October 29, 2019
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ninja tech

Some sort of Ninja move that saves the day... Specifically while making glass art on a torch.
by ework February 21, 2013
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New tech

Short for new technique.

1. When someone shows you something new, usually something that has never been show to you before, or has never been done.

2. Someone comes up with a new, sometimes unconventional, way to do something.

Originated from the Melee scene.
person 1: Yo, check out this new thing.
person 2: Holy shit that is some new tech right there
by Rhaast May 11, 2022
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Wauconda Tech

The College that everyone gets accepted to, cuz it's a last resort for all the farm people in Northeastern Washington. This college has a complimentary daycare, laundry mat, farm technology center, and pretend store. Just send $15 and you too! can be a successful student here with degrees in 'filmology, pimpology, steroidology, or 'how to just plain F***ing farm, by some strandberg guy'
"Yo Playa, let's get some JC niggas together and ball wit tha foos in W-town at Wau-Tech"
by Mark McGuire April 6, 2005
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Boomer Tech

Injecting technology for technology's sake in a subpar manner into everything; often automating a simple humanistic element of life into cheap robotic annoyance. From that Ipad loaded with ads at your restaurant table, to the miserable robocustomer service representative. "Sorry, I didn't quite get that"

This phenomena arose as Boomers tried to stay relevant in their business careers. Operating under the universal assumption that more technology = good they jammed Boomertech into crevices of life where it's presence was never quite needed or wanted.

See also "internet of shit"
They actually bought those boomer tech e-bikes! Just ride a normal bike you lazy shit.
by ManAboveTime August 24, 2022
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L tech

laughing slowly at first until it gradually increases becoming more and more noticable.
laughing around your friends uncontrollably for a while means your L tech (or laughing tech) is out of controle
by Assman3000 March 31, 2009
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