Toffeesexual

Where you are in love with Toffee

"Dude, I think I'm Toffeesexual" said Lucid "What are you in love with Toffee?!" Said Lucy "Yeah I identify as Toffeesexual" said Lucid

by Tectinic October 3, 2022

Stickey Toffee Pudding

When you cum on your pubes and they stick to your skin

BOB: Dave, i got stickey toffee pudding so bad last night.
DAVE: Was it over my mum again?
BOB: *SIGH* sorrrryyyy....

by Kinky Mario April 4, 2009

toffer

A lazy, useless worker exhibiting signs of mental deficiency and will most likely injure the people who are actually working around him even if he tried to help. They will sometimes try to scrutinize the people who are actually working by coming up with some bullshit theorem they heard to make themselves seem smarter when in actuality they are proving their worthlessness.

Also may be the acronym for: Tons of Fun for Erroneous Reasons

Why isn't toffer working working?, Man that toffer did nothing all day and the only time he did, he smashed my ankle.

by Stoneworth September 6, 2011

toffee on the mace

To receive fellatio from an individual when you have no intention of sexually satisfying said individual or progressing to full sexual intercourse.

"did you pull in that club last night?"

"yeah, but she was a minger so just got toffee on the mace and fucked off"

by ghahfarokhi December 10, 2008

taffy fart

noun: see taffyfart.

Taffy fart is synonymous with taffyfart.

by Donald Shimoda April 17, 2008

tiffeney

Tiffeney's are usually very loyal and wear their hearts on their sleeves. They have many acquaintances, but few best friends. A Tiffeney tends to be very emotional, taking everything to heart. She can be easily angered, but slow to react on it. Once someone breaks a Tiffeney's trust, it's usually never gained back. When a Tiffeney loves, she loves with her whole heart!

Always love a Tiffeney, like you'll never love again!

by TiffeneyBL022015 December 21, 2016

teffelejoerissen

Van het latijs "teffelejoeri". Iets met een recalictrante tegenzin in de juist plek plaatsen.

Wij willen de afwas niet doen maar als het klaar is teffelejoerissen we de bordjes de kast in.

by limpgimpsimpleton August 28, 2018