tactical pickup

A term used to request a friend or family member to pick you up from a certain location in their vehicle.

Me: Requesting a tactical pickup from school
Mum: Inbound

by LewisBoswell June 10, 2018

Tactical Hentai

A doujinshi used for self defense/military missions in the Middle East

Soldier 1: “I got one 400 meters out north east”
Soldier 2: “hit em with the tactical hentai”

by Ember2047 March 13, 2021

tactical straddle

Straddling someone is a high speed low drag application. Commonly used in Police are Military applications. Forcefully squatting spread eagle over someones torso. Tacticalness is increased if wearing all black.

Arrested someone last night, had to use a tactical straddle to gain control of his/her body parts.

by MC Rdaddy May 26, 2014

Tactical Suspension

When your in deep shit, KO a cunt and get a free 5 day holiday.

Henry: The school found my pingers
Joe: Peak, pull a TS (Tactical Suspension) and leave the country.
Hector: Yeh Jack has pissed me off recently

by The Ping King September 30, 2022

Tactical Dildo

A HK416/AR-15 with a suppressor attached to it. Stick it up your ass or maybe even your mouth! Put it to full auto while loaded for weapon cumming, Unload it if you dont wanna be cummed with caliber.

guy1: is that a tactical dildo?
guy2: yeah my grandma gave it to me

by a literal idiot December 22, 2021

Pork Tactics

Term coined by Ryotaro (second name unknown) on the Abroad in Japan channel on the video "What $250 Gets You at a Japanese Hot Spring Inn" used to define a certain way of approaching a plate of pork cutlets the main part of the tactic is leaving the fattiest end of the pork cutlet last

Friend 1: "Hey did you hear about pork tactics?"
Friend 2:"No what is it?"
Friend 1:"Its a way of eating pork cutlets"
Friend 2: "Very cool everyvody should do that"

by ape_small March 1, 2021

Tactical Banana

An unofficial term used by military personal when they want soldiers to gather around and a half circle like form to give instruction.

Alright men, tactical banana here for instructions.

by TheGingerPhill September 8, 2019