My mom told me to pause my game and do the dishes but I'm over here in a boss battle, doing the tactical tango so I can win.
by i'm really effing tired February 26, 2023
Get the Tactical Tangomug. People (gamers who play Online Mass Multiplayers, in particular) who seem to play without any coherent idea as to what they should do, and remain oblivious about the positions of their team, the enemy, or even complete functions and aspects of the game they're playing.
Their gameplay is so atrociously bad, that it gives the impression they suffer from Attention Decifit Disorder, or have never even heard of computer or video games until that very moment, despite having played the game a couple hundred times by then.
In most cases, they're completely detrimental to the team, dying early on without contributing much, or even hindering the game for others.
In the rare occasions they're actually helpful, it's more by accident than by willful act from their part (i.e. acting as cannon fodder, or spotting enemies and giving them something to concentrate on)
Their gameplay is so atrociously bad, that it gives the impression they suffer from Attention Decifit Disorder, or have never even heard of computer or video games until that very moment, despite having played the game a couple hundred times by then.
In most cases, they're completely detrimental to the team, dying early on without contributing much, or even hindering the game for others.
In the rare occasions they're actually helpful, it's more by accident than by willful act from their part (i.e. acting as cannon fodder, or spotting enemies and giving them something to concentrate on)
*match starts, players on friendly team split to try and cover all sides of the map.*
Joe: Follow me, guys!
*Joe rushes ahead, out into the open*
Mack: Joe, stop, they'll spot you!
*Joe gets shot, spots an enemy stops in the middle of the open field to engage it*
*Joe gets obliterated by multiple enemies*
Joe: Stupid team! Why didn't you help me?!
Mack: Because you're tactically retarded, Joe, that's why. Why did you rush ahead?!
Joe: Follow me, guys!
*Joe rushes ahead, out into the open*
Mack: Joe, stop, they'll spot you!
*Joe gets shot, spots an enemy stops in the middle of the open field to engage it*
*Joe gets obliterated by multiple enemies*
Joe: Stupid team! Why didn't you help me?!
Mack: Because you're tactically retarded, Joe, that's why. Why did you rush ahead?!
by Acronymus February 26, 2017
Get the tactically retardedmug. Webb Tactics is a method used for getting away from a girl after you have pulled her on a night out. This method is usually employed when you have left a club and witnessed the full features of the young lady you have just been trading saliva with.
The method itself is firstly to distract your young lady friend by asking for her number or pointing at something, and when she looks away, run like hell in the opposite direction and don't stop until you are out of the line of sight.
First made famous by M.Webb after pulling what can only be described as a wardrobe, realising his mistake and running 2 miles to get home. It is now his one and only escape plan.
The method itself is firstly to distract your young lady friend by asking for her number or pointing at something, and when she looks away, run like hell in the opposite direction and don't stop until you are out of the line of sight.
First made famous by M.Webb after pulling what can only be described as a wardrobe, realising his mistake and running 2 miles to get home. It is now his one and only escape plan.
by Alien89 July 18, 2013
Get the Webb Tacticsmug. by Ember2047 March 13, 2021
Get the Tactical Hentaimug. A strategic, but often accidental, mass consumption of a particular vice (eg. alcohol, tobacco or illicit substances). The purpose of this mass consumption is to induce an extreme negative reaction (often including a non-tactical chunder) thereby reminding oneself to avoid this vice in the short to medium term. The effects of a tactical binge wear thin with the passage of time.
Chris thought Jessica simply over-indulged in a dozen aperol spritzes one Friday in January, but it was really a genius tactical binge to help her get through FebFast.
by FuzzyFruit January 10, 2021
Get the Tactical bingemug. A HK416/AR-15 with a suppressor attached to it. Stick it up your ass or maybe even your mouth! Put it to full auto while loaded for weapon cumming, Unload it if you dont wanna be cummed with caliber.
by a literal idiot December 22, 2021
Get the Tactical Dildomug. by eve_hessx June 16, 2018
Get the Tactical Baconmug.