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trombone scone

a trombone scone is what happens when zack armstrong goes for a swim lol i know because laura bell told me this during our hot steamy pillow fight last night
oh my god it was bearly there he was like a total trombone scone next time were gonna wait a ehile after he goes swimming that was just disapointing
by tehe zack you know February 6, 2005
mugGet the trombone sconemug.

Rusty Trombone Reach-around

When a male or female is face deep in a males backside and proceeds to use there hand as somewhat of a trumpet.
(1)Tron: Yo dawg, what the hell was Martha doin to you last night when I walked in on you both"s.

Eddie: Givin my ass a good old Rusty Trombone Reach-around

(2) Dangle: Hey Abraham

Abraham: Ya Dangle

Dangle: How about you wake up and Rusty Trombone Reach-around my sexy self

Abraham- Go to sleep Dangle
by AwwwwYeeeeaaaaa June 29, 2011
mugGet the Rusty Trombone Reach-aroundmug.

upside down rusty trombone

Receiving a rusty trombone while holding your partner’s legs over your shoulders, thighs on shoulders so they are upside down along your back face to your ass
I was going to go the gym but I made my girlfriend give me an upside down rusty trombone instead.
by Fishboy777 February 19, 2018
mugGet the upside down rusty trombonemug.

Second chair rusty trombone

A threesome variation on the standard rusty trombone. While a girl is eating a guy's ass, she adds in a Dutch rudder for the other girl. Essentially guiding the other girls arm as she jacks off the guy's cock.
What a wild night, we even had a girl sitting Second chair rusty trombone.
by MooseCock24 May 20, 2009
mugGet the Second chair rusty trombonemug.

Trombone Man

If you fuck with an Trombone.
mom: How was the Trombone Lesson Today
me: It was Fun, Today we learned the: Trombone Man
by TrombonMan December 17, 2016
mugGet the Trombone Manmug.

Trombone

The trombones a stupid instrument that has a big slip and slide you move with your arm. Its not fun. Wouldn't recommend.
Person 1: "I play trombone!"

Person 2: "OMG THEY HIT THE SECOND TOWER"
by Uhhh name go here or something January 13, 2025
mugGet the Trombonemug.

spicy trombone

When you eat an excessive amount of jalapeños then use the diarrhea as a lubricant all over her body
Joseph: What did you and Latasha do last night?

Trevor: We went to a Mexican restaurant and I have her a spicy trombone several times that night
by Loser Romney May 1, 2014
mugGet the spicy trombonemug.

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