Toser

A complete loser, a term for one of poor intellect or social awareness who often does stupid shit.

Courtney threw a stone at the ground and missed.

"you toser!" said Oliver

by lolzc@ts123 September 9, 2014

tossed salad surgery

Getting a rim job from an Emerson Lake and Palmer fan. (any prog rocker will suffice)

As I was listening to Karn Evil #9, i turned around to find somebody giving me a tossed salad surgery.

by Lord Mike March 18, 2004

tossel

Tumbling and rumbling fornication.

Good evening madam, would you like to go for a tossel in the hay?

by Jason Michael Calaiaro July 16, 2008

tossed salad tittie fuck

the act of tittie fucking a girl backwords, while your ass is in her face... loving your ass with her tongue

When Jose' wanted to tittie fuck me, I told that bitch to turn around so I could stick my tongue in his ass and love some tossed salad tittie fuckin!

by permatt January 31, 2010

Tossed

A word that it often used by Lebanese people instead of the word 'Tosser'.

Trevor is such a Tossed.

by farawayfromuk September 23, 2011

tossed salad

When your girlfriends eats your ass right before hot sex.

Mindy and Savannah tossed salad right before our threesome

by pimplee May 19, 2006

Tossed Off

When someone's pissed you off beyond belief, you're feeling completely tossed off.

Tossed Off-
"Nah babe you're really starting to toss me off"
"Nosh me off don't toss me off 👌"

by Katie Richards Catchphrases July 20, 2015