When a faggot ass bitch is at the beach with 2 girls he doesn't even know, and in trying to impress them, he says he is hard of hearing and has had eight operations on his ears. His friends are astonished by this seeing as though he has never said anything about any operation(s) on his ears in the two years that they have known his skinny ass.
Later on that night he will light up a cigarette even though he doesn't fucking smoke... just to impress the girls.
Later on that night he will light up a cigarette even though he doesn't fucking smoke... just to impress the girls.
Sid: Have you girls ever had trouble with hearing?
Stupid NY sluts: No not really
Sid: Well do you know any reasons why my hearing would be bad?
Stupid NY sluts: I dunno do you have a lot of earwax?
Sid: No I always clean my ears (even though he really doesn't)
Sid: well wait I have had 8 operations on my ears so maybe that has something to do with it.
rest of group: "Man that has to be the lie of the century"
Stupid NY sluts: No not really
Sid: Well do you know any reasons why my hearing would be bad?
Stupid NY sluts: I dunno do you have a lot of earwax?
Sid: No I always clean my ears (even though he really doesn't)
Sid: well wait I have had 8 operations on my ears so maybe that has something to do with it.
rest of group: "Man that has to be the lie of the century"
by Grinnel1 March 9, 2009
Get the The Lie of the Centurymug. A phrase originating from "the cake is a lie". It is based on the Animal Crossing fanfiction Among the Umbrellas. The reason for it is because Mabel lures the characters Lucia and Shannon into her trap with an umbrella.
by The One of Soup October 1, 2012
Get the The umbrella is a liemug. A lie that doesn’t have any particular damage or colossal aftermath. However, something that is not a white lie but is often mistaken for one; stealing someone else’s Halloween candy without their knowledge. This is a crime.
by Lehrven March 2, 2022
Get the White liemug. Science supported by made up facts or fudged data. Junk science.
Man-caused Globull Warming and any "scientific studies" touted by late night infomercials are lie-ence.
The practitioners of lie-ence may be called lie-entists to distinguish them from other liars.
Man-caused Globull Warming and any "scientific studies" touted by late night infomercials are lie-ence.
The practitioners of lie-ence may be called lie-entists to distinguish them from other liars.
Bill: "Wow! This scientific study says Snake Oil will increase the size of my penis!"
Krystin: "Don't be a sucker. That sounds like lie-ence to me."
Krystin: "Don't be a sucker. That sounds like lie-ence to me."
by tuftskins December 9, 2009
Get the lie-encemug. A song in which you know the singer dosen't mean it.
for example " oh, baby lets make love all night long", you know if you were to meet them they wouldn't let you touch them with a ten foot pole.
for example " oh, baby lets make love all night long", you know if you were to meet them they wouldn't let you touch them with a ten foot pole.
by Deep Blue 2012 July 24, 2009
Get the song liemug. A small lie that your mother tells you to make you feel better, which generally does not work because you know it is a lie. Usually pertains to physical appearance.
Son (with throbbing pimple on nose):
"Mom, I have a horrible zit on my face!"
Mother (with a sympathetic look):
"Oh, honey, it's not noticeable at all."
Son (grumbling):
"What a maternal lie!"
"Mom, I have a horrible zit on my face!"
Mother (with a sympathetic look):
"Oh, honey, it's not noticeable at all."
Son (grumbling):
"What a maternal lie!"
by dinosaurturtle January 21, 2010
Get the maternal liemug. A lie or relative truth told for a specific, usually administrative purpose, to avoid unnecessary complications.
Border guard: "Do you live at this address?"
Me: "Yes." (truth: not anymore, but I still know someone who lives there who's agreed to get the mail for me, since I'm in the process of moving from my other temporary location)
Later in the family group chat
Me: I had to use another lavender lie at the border.
Bro: Makes sense since they can't handle complicated answers.
Me: "Yes." (truth: not anymore, but I still know someone who lives there who's agreed to get the mail for me, since I'm in the process of moving from my other temporary location)
Later in the family group chat
Me: I had to use another lavender lie at the border.
Bro: Makes sense since they can't handle complicated answers.
by nyakontonz February 24, 2022
Get the Lavender liemug.