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British tunnel

Bro, last night I gave this girl the British tunnel, shit easy messy
by Asstowrist February 7, 2018
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British Duel

When 2 men engage in a sword-fight, where the swords are their erect penises.
Person 1: Oy guvna! Those 2 wankers are really in quite a scuffle!
Person 2: They're reaching for the zippers on their knickers!
Person 1: I have to reason to believe a British Duel is about to ensue!
by yung_fish21 June 23, 2020
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British Casino

A gym, or anywhere else you’re losing pounds.
Man 1: Hey man, I just got back from the British Casino.
Man 2: I can tell, you look like you lost a few pounds.
by Panini94 September 13, 2019
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british slap

When someone (preferably British) takes off their fancy white glove and slaps you with it.
He leaned in and whispered some fowl language in her ear. She quickly pulled away and British slapped him.
by Tellitubby August 15, 2017
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British Handshake

Pouring highly corrosive acid in someone's face
I give my ex-husband a British handshake to show him that I was right.
by conze97 March 5, 2023
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British Weather

You know it's British Weather when you jump into an outdoor swimming pool and can't tell the difference.
David Cameron: It's a lovely day.
Obama: It's flooding.
David Cameron: As I said - it's a lovely day. For British Weather.
by Stan UpComedy November 24, 2015
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British cap

When you stick the tip of the penis into Hot Earl Grey, slightly scalding the penis to make it a true British Cap
A proper British Cap scalds the penis
by anonymous March 24, 2023
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