Tactical Cropping

Knocking out a crafty shit down the old trouser leg.

Guess what Trevor? I did some tactical cropping in town today, funny thing a fat pig slipped in it.

by Ginger Barbarian. June 18, 2020

Tactical Suspension

When your in deep shit, KO a cunt and get a free 5 day holiday.

Henry: The school found my pingers
Joe: Peak, pull a TS (Tactical Suspension) and leave the country.
Hector: Yeh Jack has pissed me off recently

by The Ping King September 30, 2022

Tactical Nut

Noun.

When a man masturbates before a date to last longer during sex.

An hour before Joey's date he performed a tactical nut in hopes of lasting longer in bed.

by Bleached balls October 14, 2022

Tactical Dildo

A HK416/AR-15 with a suppressor attached to it. Stick it up your ass or maybe even your mouth! Put it to full auto while loaded for weapon cumming, Unload it if you dont wanna be cummed with caliber.

guy1: is that a tactical dildo?
guy2: yeah my grandma gave it to me

by a literal idiot December 22, 2021

tactical crap

when you shit to confuse your attack

person A. i won via a tactical crap

person B: good

by chris_luva February 2, 2022

tactical wipe

Something that is absolutely necessary in a heatwave, for the old gooch.

Simon: oh my gooch is absolutely sodding in this heat.
Paul: oh you just need a tactical wipe simon, that’ll sort you out sir.

by Relatablegirth June 9, 2023

Tactical Tango

When you match the flow and rhythm of a boss battle in a video game

My mom told me to pause my game and do the dishes but I'm over here in a boss battle, doing the tactical tango so I can win.

by i'm really effing tired February 26, 2023