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Bum swiped

A large animals use of their rear end to push a person out of the way.
Also is a technique used by dogs during play
My pony just bum swiped me when not wanting to get his rug on
by Low-fat milk April 13, 2018
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meat swipe

When a mans penis swipes an individuals buttock or thigh area
You're turning me on , don't make me meat swipe you
by Meat swiper August 15, 2017
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Pinky Swipe

The process in which one has finished pooping and wiping their ass, and isn’t sure if it’s clean or not. Instead of wasting another piece of toilet paper, the person swipes through their ass crack with their pinky to see if they pick up any shit. Some even go as far as smelling it to be even more sure they have fully wiped their ass.
“Yo are you sure your ass is clean fully?”
Yeah man I did a pinky swipe, I’m good.”
by Chogglysausage November 23, 2021
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Swipe and wipe

When you are taking a shit and you go to online Dating (Tinder) and swipe whilst in the midst of your bowel movement. When finished wiping, swipe and wipe is complete.
I matched with her during swipe and wipe.
by Eric PH November 7, 2020
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swiped

to deflect a kiss from an unwanted party
Kyle swiped Angela
by Rowboat April 16, 2020
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turbo swiping

To swipe right so fast you don't even see who you are swiping.
Dude stop turbo swiping. Your gonna match an ugly chick.
by Gunslinger341 June 19, 2016
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Cock Swipe

The Tinder for Gay Virgins who haven’t experienced the grab and shunt shite bite 3.0 that vacuum seals a 360 double hand twist schlop schlop fanny nunchuck cock swipe on you which makes them say what in the Fanta fizzling fuck is this abundance of absolute buttermilk bullshit.
After a good 3 pints, 4 shots and a group of very horny university virgins at the pub…

“Oi mate you tried ‘cock swipe’ yet? Heard it’s really good and you seem to be in just the right quarter life crisis to be on it”

“Ah shit nah I haven’t, lemme download it quick…”

*a few moments later*

“What in absolute buttermilk bananza of bastard bullshit is this abomination of areshole fuckery!?”
by nellster69 August 17, 2023
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