sweaty Jesuit

One Jesuit basketball school (St. Mary’s College) taking it in the ass from another (Gonzaga).

Gonzaga laid a sweaty Jesuit on St. Mary’s in the tournament.

by Zag fan March 08, 2023

sweaty panda

When a fat interracial couple uses their sweat as lube

Yo your mom was my sweaty panda last night

by Tellmewhatsyourhandle November 13, 2021

Sweaty Mike

Refers to a person who goes hard and hurts little kids in dodgeball.

Colin is such a Sweaty Mike dude.

by deezbois12345 March 29, 2017

sweaty jerry

When you work out and then take the sweat and use it as lubricant.

Man I just worked out and did a good old sweaty jerry

by litbois23029u941u09 March 01, 2018

Sweaty Texan

When a sweaty 60 year old texan man sucks your dick so you can donate money to his stream and he slobs your know with sweat from his grifty hands

I was at my boy seans house the other night and he gave me a sweaty texan

by Sweaty Sean 1488 October 01, 2022

sweaty mom

A soccer mom who is always on the go and is always sweaty and pissed off. Shes always in a rush and usually about to have her breaking point.

Me: "Hey mom can I go get some chips?"
Mom: "NO NO NO!!! I HAVE YOGA AND IM SO SICK OF YOU!!!!!! AFTER THAT YOU'RE COMING WITH ME TO THE GROCERY SHOP TO GET SOME KALE!!!!"
Me: {oh no shes turned into a sweaty mom}

by AWESOMESAWS12 June 13, 2018

sweaty biscuit

A game played when a group of men jerk off in a circle formation onto a biscuit (later referred to as the “jizzcuit”) and the last one to finish consumes the snack.

Don’t play “sweaty biscuit” if you’re on a low-sodium diet.

by Jizzcuit February 27, 2018