Sweaty Mchenry

A Sweaty McHenry is when you take a pair of underwear caked with wicked swamp-ass, and jam it in a guys mouth until it becomes caked in vomit as well.

Guy #1: Hey, do you know what a Sweaty McHenry is?
Guy #2: No, what is it?
Guy #1: Sit down, close your eyes, and open your mouth...

by Googlebumblefish August 24, 2009

Sweaty Clasler

When a ginger kid named jude poo’s on bread and wipes it on his small dick.

Last night he sweaty claslered.

by Kevkev72 February 19, 2020

sweaty mom

A soccer mom who is always on the go and is always sweaty and pissed off. Shes always in a rush and usually about to have her breaking point.

Me: "Hey mom can I go get some chips?"
Mom: "NO NO NO!!! I HAVE YOGA AND IM SO SICK OF YOU!!!!!! AFTER THAT YOU'RE COMING WITH ME TO THE GROCERY SHOP TO GET SOME KALE!!!!"
Me: {oh no shes turned into a sweaty mom}

by AWESOMESAWS12 June 16, 2018

sweaty mattress

Another word for Pad (product girls use on their periods

omg she was so scared to use a tampon so she only used sweaty mattresses

omg she smelt like she hasn't changed her sweaty mattress

by meg1235 March 27, 2019

Sweaty sanchez

To have a sweat mustache after intense activity

douche bag 1: YO DOOOD...i just pumped iron like a motherfuckin BOSS and im so FUCKING sweaty i think i have a sweaty sanchez
Douche bag 2: AL-FUCKING-RIGHT

by Johnnybertone July 9, 2011

Sweaty Pigs

When your feet aggressively sweat from doing coke

Damn, skiing made my pigs sweaty.

I got some sweaty pigs

by SkellyKee October 15, 2021

Sweaty muffins

An overweight woman who crams into small yoga pants.

Did you see those sweaty muffins at McDonald's

by cogglesnatch June 6, 2017