swear to bob

Swearing to bob instead of God

kameryn: bro swear that ur not lying
You: swear to bob I'm not lying bruh

by buckfutter93 July 25, 2025

I can life I swear

When you fall off your bike trying to do a jump. Completely break the bike to the point where the wheel falls off. And you lie to your parents about how it broke.

What did you do this weekend?
I can life I swear

by Big Yeet.com December 1, 2019

mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

swears

used in place of I swear or ong

Tyler: Bro don't you think Chic-filet should close down?
Me: yh fr bro "swears"

by kays ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ April 11, 2022

faux swear

A word or phrase used in replacement of a real @&$*ing swear word. For example, “Crap, Shucks, Son of a Fork, etc.”

My mom says I can’t say the f-word, so I use faux swears instead.

by DJ Kran August 16, 2018

Stinky swear

When one swears upon the most holiest and sacred honours

Yo Mike said he gave that guy a rusty trombone, I asked for a pinky swear, he gave a stinky swear

by JustinJected February 5, 2022