Shploozey

Another word for pussy or coochie. Can also be shortened to "shplooz" as a shorthand abbreviation.

I was at Jess's house last night, and you better belive I was all up in that shploozey.

by shploozmaster April 16, 2024

shploingus

The sound made when slapping your younger brother on the arm

I like slapping my brother so I can hear his shploingus

by Flofy December 14, 2024

Sploinky

A person who is just goofy as hell, mostly referring to cats.

Person 1: "Damn, your cat is so weird..."
Person 2: "Yeah, he's pretty sploinky"

by Nah Cuz December 30, 2024

Sploffing

The act of taking part in a cult-like ritual, in which you are being waterboarded with the liquid excretion of a female of Indian descent.

Me: Arlo and I can't wait to take part in this weeks 9:00pm sploffing ritual
Arlo: I heard they brought someone in fresh from Dehli

by SecretGooner69 February 6, 2025

Sploinging

(Sployn-ging)

Exceeding satisfaction; amazing.

Could even be pronounced “Sploingin.’”

“Dude, that party last night was Sploinging!”

by Woodchipsniffer March 9, 2025

Shplomp-Shplomp-Shplomp

(/'ʃa-pl-oʊ-mæp, ʃa-pl-oʊ-mæp, ʃa-pl-oʊ-mæp)

Muthurfuhckarhese for WOMP-WOMP-WOMP

Man, that pussy/ass/your mother's mouth and/or armpits were so wet, each thrust was juicier than insert another crude joke or description here, the old dick just kept hitting it: Shplomp-Shplomp-Shplomp!

by Mikeoksin Tumadresculo April 13, 2025

sploink

a beautiful trans man that happens to be hairy

Person 1: oh shit look at that sploink hes really hot
Person 2: did you just make that up

by uziballitcher May 27, 2025