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Yoinky Sploinky 

"i'm gonna hit 'em with that yoinky sploinky"
(spoken just before running over 3 orphans)
Yoinky Sploinky by Planetfinder September 20, 2021
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Any participant in muliplayer online games who is tiresomely pedantic about criticizing other players on same team or other guests in room chats, usually to cover up his/her own mistakes and shortcomings.

Origin is uncertain, but may be derived from Star Trek's Spock character because connotation is someone trying by appear logical, while actually lacking social intelligence and maturity.
That damn sploc made me die 3 times, then told everyone i sucked. Who is that guy? I'm never being on his team again!
Sploc by Wubbus November 17, 2010
verb and nomen like a sploc = a less insulting more persistent nagging /& bitching troll

to sploc = persistent nagging and bitching with the sole purpose to "win " a discussion without using reality or logic
Dont be a sploc , stop molesting noobs .
sploc by DMocracy November 9, 2010

drank splo 

T-bone and Jammy were arrested when they drank splo!
drank splo by I, Wreckerrr March 30, 2017
Short in penis, long of himself. An ironic and savage diss used to describe high earning, arrogant stockbrokers and traders who think they are cool and clever because they describe everything in terms of trading positions i.e. long and short. These douchebags are oblivious to the fact that everyone hates them, including colleagues who are forced to pander to them only because they make a lot of money for the company.
Generic Wanker Banker: 'Hey baby, I'm massively long your fine ass.'

Betty: 'Doris I think that guy is trying to chat you up.'

Doris: Yeh I'm choosing to ignore him, he's gross and siploh asf.
Siploh by Cheesed1ck September 3, 2021

yoinky sploinky 

A term used to describe any type of dance or move that is wacky, weird or unexpected, usually involving wobbly knees or meme dancing like the nae-nae
Streamer: "Chat, I'm not gonna hit that yoinky sploinky, that would be so stupid"
*streamer procedes to hit the meanest yoinky sploinky of all-time just five minutes later.*
yoinky sploinky by jerma985stan February 5, 2022