semi schadenfreude

1. a kind of joyous or victorious feeling that one experiences when some type of misfortune befalls a competitive friend or frenemey, which is immediately followed by guilt

Dude 1: Kurt's ex-grilfriends have started a band, and they make fun of him really bad in all of their songs. Guess what? They just got offered a major label record deal for a lot of money.

Dude 2: Wow. Well, I'm experiencing a kind of semi schadenfreude right now. Kurt is my pal, but he definitely had it coming.

by billmill May 15, 2010

ur such a mog

The term 'ur such a mog' is most commonly used among a freind group when refering to the gimpiest one doing or saying something that is absolutey clapped.

also just another word for dickhead and idiot

mog- a fell up the stairs

critley- ur such a mog

by mogmogthethotthot December 28, 2018

You’re such a baj

“ You’re such a baj” is a common phrase used to call out a person who has no fashion sense whatsoever. “ You’re such a baj” is commonly used on people who wear uglyass, shitty clothing that looks like it came from the Stone Age. “ You’re such a baj” is also used on people who get their clothes from the dollar store and/or good will. If you are a “baj” and a “make-a-wish” kid wishes for you to look good, his wish will never be accomplished.

Person 1: *to person 2* Ew wtf you’re such a baj.
Person 2: *sighs as she cries and poops* I KNOW I AM, SO WHAT!

by xx_yuumi_enjoyer_xx July 1, 2022

Schadenfreude

Insult. A way to put down others that disagree with your own personal incorrect thoughts and opinions.

Person 1: "Ben Weasel totally punched two women!"

Person 2: "No he didn't you schadenfreude!"

by Markust September 10, 2011

schaaf

someone who uses shit stain balls for his own butthole pleasures.

i think im starting to become a schaaf

by your mom in 1/325 July 27, 2006

you'er such a Tran

a person who will do anything for sleep, this person is so lazy that she will not even get up to feed her 12 kids.

jen: lets go get sushi?

Tran: no i have to sleep!

jen: but its only 4 PM.

tran: i know im burning day light.

jen: wow "you'er such a Tran" O:

by jen jen123 November 22, 2010

Sachal

comes from deepak a pakistani guy with a chode.

1. A n00b with n00bish tendencies.

2. A slut/hoe

can be combined with n00b
ex: sachn00b

hey sachn00b

your such a hoe sachal

n00bsauce with a side order of sachal please

by someguy320 October 26, 2010