Skip to main content

Goose stuck in the puddle

The sound an unconscious person's hand makes when forced to aggressively slap an excessively moist vagina by the finger bang recipient.
Yo bro, early morning? I hear that goose stuck in the puddle this morning.

william stuck 

stupid ass that that thinks he can fight but he can't. but super gay because he fucks guys.
william stuck by nvgjcj, May 5, 2018

Truck Stuck 

When you're just about to pull out into traffic but then see a BIG AZZ log truck and cant seem to push the gas pedal. Even though its still probably a 1/4 of a Mile away.
I was SUPER late for work this morning and would have had a good place at the front of the line but I got Truck Stuck 😬😬
Truck Stuck by Bigmike8045 June 21, 2019

Fuck Stuck 

When the pussy/dick is so good your stuck in the situation
“Bro you should leave her She’s crazy” “I can’t man I’m fuck stuck”

penis stuck in a door 

This very painful thing happens when you slam the door, unaware your penis was there. And you scream in pain.
Innocent guy: *walks to the door
Innocent guy: *closes door*
Innocent guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Innocent guy: *mah dick fell off
Innocent guy: *dies from his penis stuck in a door*

lennie is stuck 

when a lennie is trying to lick you and he falls in between the sofa and farts
lennie is stuck
how
tried to lick me
oh typical lennie
lennie is stuck by unkowntoyou July 21, 2018