Stressaholic

A medical diagnosis in which one overly stresses out for pointless reasons, particularly grades when they already have above a 4.0.

90% of the Monta Vista student body overly worries about their GPA. They are diagnosed stressaholics.

by ExtenshinalCords January 5, 2010

Stressfuk

The state of mind in which you are so stressed that you cease to remember any sense of responsibility or any things you may or may not have to do.

Common to high-schoolers and those who cannot spell.
Similar to Stressfucked

dude, I'm so feeling the stressfuk, I don't even remember how many classes i have each day!

by trex1117 September 29, 2010

Stress Reducing Desktop Destroyer

A very funny and addicting free windows application that allows you to "destroy" your computer screen with different tools. It can be downloaded at www dot mystressmanagement dot net

What are you doing?

Destroying my computer!

WHAT???

No, i mean with that cool stress reducing desktop destroyer program i showed you.

oh...

by Theend16 October 5, 2010

Stresstapation

the feeling of constipation after a stress full event.

After the sat i was stresstapated. The stress of the sat caused me to go into a deep mode of Stresstapation and i couldnt shit for days

by Dr. Stress January 24, 2011

stressression

A person who is both stressed and depressed

pronounced : stress-resh-un

Girl: Whats up with you?
Boy: *sighs, looks down at feet*
Girl:... stress?
Boy: Nah. Stressression.
Girl: Awwweeee :C *hugs boy*

by YellowDragon July 20, 2011

Stressheimer's

When you're so stressed out you forget things, blame it on other people, and otherwise act like you've lost a major portion of your cognitive abilities.

I'm sorry I went home with your jacket last night and mistook it for my roommate's this morning. It's the Stressheimer's.

by Isonomist March 29, 2012

stresscation

The stress before, during and after vacation. The stress before: setting up the travel, activities, packing as few suitcases as possible, getting things finished at work, getting to the airport (get a ride, leave a car), having to rebook a flight, losing baggage, etc. The stress during: when to get up, whose cooking, where are we going and for how long, what happens if one wants to leave early, who is buying the tickets, who showers first, etc. The stress after how much of my own work do I have, how much work was dumped on my desk, how long will it take to dig out from under the pile? Will there be enough money to pay for all of this?

Stresscation (sounds like vacation) I can't wait for stresscation next year, yeeeeeeah-boy.

by vmeyedr October 20, 2012