Golden Sprinkler

When standing in a group of people, urinating while spinning around in a circle

At the concert I was getting really crowded till I pulled a golden sprinkler to back everyone up.

by Axle72 June 1, 2009

ball shrinking cold

The exact opposite of "ball searing hot" and "hot as balls."
So cold a man's testicles shrivel up.

Dallas in the dead of winter can actually get ball shrinking cold- especially when it snows.

by Genna May 4, 2004

Stink stink

Something someone uses when there talking to someone they love , mainly illumuh.

Illumuh your my stink stink

by Cuffemslefttit June 2, 2021

stink bombs

Little harmless glass containers that release a foul egg-like odor when broken. For best results use inside where there is an abundance of people.
Warning-Do not use at your job site, unless you want to be suspended and sent home for pending investigation.

One of the quotes from the letter my job gave me for setting off a stink bomb-"This type of behavior will not be tolerated due to the fact that physical and emotional harm could be caused to associates and cutomers."

by jerryblank May 17, 2005

Stink Ball

A ball of accumulated food/funk that varies in size, forms in the throat and then is dislodged sometimes involuntarily into your mouth when you are talking or clearing your throat.

The smell of it is comparable to Shit.

"I was talking and a stink ball came out of my mouth!"

by TenFold July 8, 2009

cincinnati sprinkler

When several females sit in a circle and masturbate to the point where they squirt all over each other.

I wouldn't mind seeing those chicks in Squirting 101 do a Cincinnati Sprinkler with each other.

by phantom_x1986 January 18, 2007

Shrinky

Derived from the combination of "Shrink + Winky"

A penis that has shriveled up so much from being cold that it retreats inside the body, taking the balls with it. This makes it look like a vagina with a huge clit.

A shrinky is the ultimate state of shrivelidge.

I may have lost a few fingers from the frostbite, but at least a shrinky saved my junk!

One of the harder challenges in a man's life is trying to pee with a shrinky.

Women are never impressed with the men on "Nudes On Ice." You can't tell the difference from the shrinkies and the real women!

That girl was such a cold hearted bitch that I got a fucking shrinky.

"How cold was it last night?!"
"Pretty damn cold, I woke up with a shrinky!"

You know you are cold when you have a perry winkle shrinky.

Never have a snowball fight with a girl you plan on screwing for the first time! Her first impression of you naked is going to be with a shrinky.

by DMonkage June 2, 2014