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straight penis

Judging a female purely on the basis sexual appeal. No emotions or brain allowed at all. Only if you want a one-way ticket to bonetown
Joe, do you want to hook up with Abby?

Straight penis? Yes. But she's a grade A bitch.
by Hitler_did_nothing_wrong November 1, 2013
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Straight Charm

When you hook up with a girl at a party, that isn't drunk or high. You use straight charm to get with her.
Johnny : Hey i was at this bombing party and all the chicks were drunk as hell. They were so easy to hook up with.
Josh: Thats messed up, if ur a true playa you would use straight charm.
Johnny : yeah i know, i wish i was like you dad. haha
by John guy March 9, 2008
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dollhouse straight

When your huge hand loses on the river because a straight is on the board.
I should have won that hand, but since the cards weren't shuffled, my pocket aces lost to the dollhouse straight.
by MaBell October 28, 2005
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straight no chaser

Literally meaning an alcoholic beverage without any added drink mixer, it's also used for anything presented purely without frills.
1. "I swear to you. He took fifteen shots of rum. Straight no chaser."

2. "I bought it online without a contract, straight no chaser."
by MechaZain October 18, 2009
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Straight Backs

Where hair is braided flat to scalp in rows in one direction from front to back of head.
I want classic straight backs this time, no fancy designs with the braids.
by KG Hair June 1, 2016
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Straight romantic

Taken from bi-romantic or panromantic.
It's a straight kid who isn't sexually attracted to the opposite sex. Just romantically. Someone who finds sex a little gross, and doesn't like sexual intercourse.

Would rather just kiss and cuddle, rather than give a blowjob and get fingered.
Boy: Are you a lesbian?
Girl: No.
Boy: Are you bi sexual?
Girl: No.
Boy: Oh, cool so you're straight.
Girl: Yes. But I'm A straight romantic.
by loveeverytimelittlechild November 23, 2010
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straight basil

-A description of somthing that is rediculously cool.
-A way of explaining the awesomeness of a certain subject/object.
Buddy: "Man that public speaker was alright I guess."

You: "Dude that girl was straight basil!"
by DaBri and the ComebackKid January 9, 2008
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