fuck stutter

In the time frame of when you're about to get laid when both naked partners look at eachother and feel an awkward moment. (Often occures with virgins and inexperienced indiviguals)

"Don't just sit there and fuck stutter biatch, get on you're knees!."

by Cindy March 11, 2004

heart starter

A beer in the morning

Does anyone want a heart starter?

by jcd June 7, 2003

Red Staters

ing inbred rednecks. Unsurprisingly, they make less money than civilized people, are against abortions because they "kill babies" who are really just attachments to the mother until birth, support the cold-blooded of 100,000 Iraqi CIVILIANS (read: NONCOMBATANT) and think its their holy duty from God to kill homosexuals, Jews, and African-Americans.

Holy , those red staters need to go kill themselves.

by Militant Liberal May 13, 2005

slattery

A person stuck in the late 80's and early 90's as far as fashion, music, and slang are concerned. this person is also addicted to neon colors as well big hair and suglasses for a woman. A faux-hawk is generally a tell-tale sign of a slattery as well, either on a man or woman.

A slattery also refuses to use CD's, declaring that tapes are the only true medium of playing music. They generally enjoy old-school rap as well, but to truly make a slattery happy you must play House of Pain's hit "Jump Around". They often carry with them a boombox, or wish that they were.

Either you are or you aren't a slattery, dressing in the style but using CD's alone will equate you to a poser.

A slattery is the epitome of cool. (since they live in the generation that invented that word)

Person 1: Katie is such a slattery, did you see her wearing that New Kids on the Block sweatshirt!

Person 2: Yeah! Well yesterday I saw her walking around with her boombox, playing Jump Around!

Person 3: SO slattery.

by P*anna March 9, 2007

Starter Dick

Otherwise known as the “Goldilocks” of dick sizes, a starter dick is that golden ratio of not too big not too small. The starter dick is the introduction to above average sized male sex organs. Users of the starter dick may then be open to exploring bigger options.

I found out my new boyfriend has a starter dick, it’s like the perfect size!”

by Sleepyish February 4, 2018

Shattered Mast

N. The residual pain left from an extended, but exquisitely satisfied priapism.

V. To satisfy the priapism.

Baby I've still got a shattered mast from last friday.

by Bigsby Hornsworth June 15, 2010

texting stutter

when you constantly accidentally hit the same letter twice, resulting in what would sound out as a stutter. Usually due to super fast texting.

Text Friend 1: "Hhey man wwhere are you at?"
Text Friend 2: "Dude type slower and maybe you can get rid of that texting stutter."

by mango_crush January 13, 2010