Stale Jew

A comedic Jewish performer or writer that makes a ton of money. When their career goes south, they're no longer useful and are now called the "Stale Jew."

Chandler: Why is that guy picking up a penny?
Elliott: He needs money. He no longer has a career and is just a stale jew.

by Benqueedo Man October 21, 2016

Stealed

A better version of the word “stole”

I stealed your saying.

by Addeelleee December 24, 2019

Conversation Stalemate

The point in a conversations when a reply to "lol", "mhmm", etc. are met with the same/similar response, stagnating or stopping the conversation. Occurs most commonly in text messages and phone calls.

Al: "So then I had to buy up all the bread in the store. Crazy, right?"
Joe: "Yeah!"
Al: "Mhmm."
Joe: "Mhmm."
Al: "We hit a conversation stalemate, I'll text you later."

by The Asian and the Atheist April 28, 2015

Dog Stared

When you go to a friend or family's house and they have several loose dogs running amok inside the house and you try to sit down and eat and the dogs just sit there and stare at you for hours.

Dude I went to my Bros house for a BBQ this weekend and I got totally dog stared the entire time. What a bummer. I lost my appetite and went home.

by 70'srocker September 30, 2016

stealed

to steal, in the past tense

she stealed my catch phrase~

by brenna January 13, 2005

stabed

when reading a paragraph and you pronounce stabbed wrong, and the person next to you wont stop laughing.

i just stabed someone in the back.

by brenda4375t87t9 December 14, 2010

Stalemate

A mate that is desperately in need of a shower as their Bio has gotten to that stale stage where upon it wafts around with them everywhere they go and with everything they do.

Theo: John, you looking to jam tonight?

John: Yeh man. Been stressin' all day.

Theo: Ayt, well call Jim and tell him to bring Stevie along with him.

John: Ah man no! Forget that then, Jim's alright but why Stevie? He's become a Stalemate.

by Quantum_Q January 12, 2009