Squid Squirt

1. when a Blooper used during a game of Mario Kart (AKA when a player's screen is splattered with ink from a squid).

2. when one covers a woman's pussy with ink before she squirts.

"That's some super Squid Squirt action right there." Dayne exclaimed.

by Bloopadoop69696969 February 18, 2019

Surprise Squid

1. The action of one unexpectedly ejaculating after being very surprised.

2. When a person has an unexpected orgasm after being surprised by something or someone.

That was so startling, you made me have a Surprise Squid!

by The Checkered Peach May 21, 2011

Squid nips

When you go snorkeling and a fish thinks your nipple is a piece of squid. The fish proceeds to then bite said nipple.

You thought I scratched you with my fin when we dove in? No dude, that was a fish bitting you! You got them squid nips brah!

by Squidnips May 14, 2016

suicidal squid

when you blow a guy off and wait for him to cum and you grab his dick and put it to his face and he cums in his own face

damnit i can see you made me suicidal squid in my eye

by big 30 December 8, 2021

squid puffs

a random thing people will say

human 1: did you see that movie.
human 2: squid puffs!

by uehduiehiuf3heifbiyewbdiyewb October 8, 2018

parking the squid

The act of getting eight fingers in the vagina, and placing the thumb gently up the rectum.

Man, parking the squid is fun, but my thumb really stinks afterwards.

by Burnie Jenkins September 7, 2016

squid stepping

The act of walking across a field of squids, much like stepping on hot charcoal.

Hey bro! Wanna go squid stepping later?

by SquidStepper69 March 23, 2016