Guy Strunking

To create something that you think is smart and witty when in actuallity everyone else thinks it is pretty lame. Your friends will usually tell you that you have Guy Strunked to your face.

"Did you see that email our boss sent after lunch?" - Lindsey
"Yeah, he was totally Guy Strunking when he made up the word textite." - Lauren

by Brady Pierce September 8, 2014

splinking

When a person repeatedly blinking while talking.

O he's splinking so much I can't here him

by tias mama November 29, 2015

skunking a motherfucker

When you purchase a bottle of pure skunk oil from Amazon, to be used to skunk the fuck out of the inside of the walls of a landlords house who has been fucking with you... on your last day there.

I am going to get the last box and put it in the moving truck and then we are outta here, but first i'm gonna finish "Skunking a motherfucker" so no one ever wants to live here again.

by Stains and Smears March 15, 2018

SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢

The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.

“Bro, I was SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢 in hopes I would make it to a bathroom in time.”

by Steven dickerson June 16, 2018

Sponking

When one shit, sneezes, farts, and ejaculates in the same time

Yo me and my dad went sponking last night was fuckin lit my guy

by Sumo is cool May 17, 2019

The Spanking Lady

A scary-ass witch woman who is hired by parents to spank their naughty children into submission.

"Eat your vegetables or it's the Spanking Lady for you, sir!"

by Frickin' I don't care June 9, 2009

Desk Spelunking

The activity of diving under a desk in order to fix a computer problem.

Jones was complaining about his keyboard not working so I had to go desk spelunking, turns out the USB cable was unplugged.

by OrigamiFrog August 16, 2010