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Sky Sports News

A news channel dedicated to Sport. Yet it fails to recognise there is more than one sport, "football".

This is because it is Sky News, and is complete utter rubbish, far too Americanised.

BBC ftw!
Sky Sports News Presenter: Yes, believe it or not, today we are reporting on... football! Because its not like we report on football every single minute of every single day is it?!

BBC News realizes there is more than one sport in this country.
by Mariella wannabe April 18, 2008
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Spoots

The long stringy rubber band-like semen that can be squeezed out after ejaculation.
I used my spoots to seal an envelope.

The longest spoots Ive ever had was 6 inches.
by Tayraw Bennett April 14, 2010
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sports beer

a low calorie beer (michelobe ultra) that your health conscious friend who you used to drink real beer with, drinks now. Not good for watering plants or the lawn. Not good to use if you want to get drunk either. Not good for your masculinity at all. Agreat way to make fun of your friends that drink lite beer.
Hey Jason pass me a sports beer it seems water has lost its flavor!?

Hey Jason michelobe ultra's bubbles make my tummy feel guilt free after all those sit ups!!!!!

I can fit into my sexy pants now that I only drink sports beer.

Sports beer its like gatorade for adults who want to drink responsibly without the fear of getting drunk or fat.
by epotts October 28, 2006
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jd sports

The Chav's haven for 'smart' clothing.

Overpriced 'branded' designer (if you consider Nike/Adidas/Puma that) sports gear that is the cornerstone of the upperclass Chav's/Wally's/Scally's dressing style (lowerclass Chavs will resort to bootleg, counterfeit goods on market stalls). A Store containing everything from street corner ranges to 'Look at me blad, gayn to ma bredrins funeral/weddin layyk..check ma shoes innit doh' occasional clothing. Though clothing from that store is regarded as stylish - especially around the SE , E and N postal areas in London , the rest of the country and of society regard it as trash.
The Chav's idea of looking smart and stylish is buying a t-shirt from 'JD Sports' (laaaykkkk) , keeping the tagging, probably 'Nike' , a pair of grey, expensive jogging bottoms and topping it off with trainers the colour of the rainbow, also costing a weeks worth of benefit support/a day's mugging/stealing.
by sundarasundara August 12, 2009
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spruts

often used to describe the action of spraying semen/sperm out of ones penis in the form of a cumshot after reaching full orgasm.
spruts on my back!
by marqizzle January 18, 2004
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sportscoat

the temporary male companion of a woman whose husband or boyfriend is incarcerated
Ty got out and whipped his sportscoat ass.
by BlackP August 31, 2005
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sports

home of the overpaid dumbasses who flunked most of their school classes except pe.
Look its johhny the biggest fool in school who doesnt know anything. But that doesnt stop him from competing with people who make a REAL difference in the world by making millions of dollars a year just for running around and throwing a stupid ball.
by DeathBunny November 1, 2004
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