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Vice Presidential nominee for the Republican party. Charges rape victims for their exams, wants to teach creationism in schools despite the constitution's separation of church and state, supported the bridge to no where before she opposed it, fires people who disagree with her, will kill all our moose's.
by katie was here March 4, 2009
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One of the hottest red-heads you’ll ever lay eyes upon. She’s the perfect balance of nerdy and sexy. Very likely to be the most loyal, empathetic, and nurturing woman you will ever meet.
Has an endearing obsession with The Lion King. She will marry you if you ever take her to see The Lion King on Broadway.
A Serah has a subtle yet adorable mid-western accent (like someone from Chicago).
If ever in a car alone, she will have german metal music blasting.
A Serah is usually a Taurus although she may be another earth sign, but she identifies more as a Gemini in respect to her witty and sarcastic yet playful nature.
A Serah will NOT take ANY shit. Especially while she is driving.
A Serah is one of the BEST cuddlers you will ever meet. If you supply her with an endless supply of sweets, cuddles, orgasms, video games, and bud, she will be content af and love you forever.
Also, a true Serah is gay af; her ideal woman is a partner-in-crime type— she gravitates to adventurous, creative gypsy girls who also have a dark/morbid side to complement a Serah’s dark humor side.
She pairs best with Sagitarrius, Scorpio, Virgo, and Libra.
A true Serah will have one cat at least who she loves more than life itself.
She is an animal-lover through and through but is not a fan of children (but she MAY come across one who is an exception).
A Serah can play the piano beautifully and will serenade you with eargasms.
If you find a Serah, do NOT let her go! :-)
Has an endearing obsession with The Lion King. She will marry you if you ever take her to see The Lion King on Broadway.
A Serah has a subtle yet adorable mid-western accent (like someone from Chicago).
If ever in a car alone, she will have german metal music blasting.
A Serah is usually a Taurus although she may be another earth sign, but she identifies more as a Gemini in respect to her witty and sarcastic yet playful nature.
A Serah will NOT take ANY shit. Especially while she is driving.
A Serah is one of the BEST cuddlers you will ever meet. If you supply her with an endless supply of sweets, cuddles, orgasms, video games, and bud, she will be content af and love you forever.
Also, a true Serah is gay af; her ideal woman is a partner-in-crime type— she gravitates to adventurous, creative gypsy girls who also have a dark/morbid side to complement a Serah’s dark humor side.
She pairs best with Sagitarrius, Scorpio, Virgo, and Libra.
A true Serah will have one cat at least who she loves more than life itself.
She is an animal-lover through and through but is not a fan of children (but she MAY come across one who is an exception).
A Serah can play the piano beautifully and will serenade you with eargasms.
If you find a Serah, do NOT let her go! :-)
Person A: I think I found a Serah the other day at Best Buy working in the Geek Squad.
Person B: What — no way! Dude, get her digits!! I have yet to come across a Serah! If you won’t, I will!
Person A: Hell nawwww, step off! This Serah is mine! ;-D
Person B: Fine... -_-
Person B: What — no way! Dude, get her digits!! I have yet to come across a Serah! If you won’t, I will!
Person A: Hell nawwww, step off! This Serah is mine! ;-D
Person B: Fine... -_-
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by clairem June 19, 2007
Get the sarah jessica parker mug.a sexy, smart, caring, loving and absolutely amazing girl who, no matter what time of the day and regardless of situation can be seen as perfect. Her smile can attract any guy, but furthermore any girl as well. No one can stop her once she smiles, and locks her enchanting brown eyes on you. Her healthy spirit and soul is reflected in all she does, and she can make any person want to relive again. Her friends and family long for her warm heart and can never get enough. Being with her is the best thing that has ever happened to me. She is capable of extreme destruction, when she leaves you… Her lips are nothing less than immaculate, capable of kissing to perfection. Her luscious lips can make anyone forget about the world around them, while your heart stops beating for seconds at a time, which feels like ages. Her voice is that of an angel that can touch your soul and renew your heart. Every time our eyes meet my heart skips a beat and I lose my breath. There are really no words to describe someone so perfect in every way, but with the limited vocabulary I Possess, this was a little taste of her being. I will marry her when I’m 50.
Sarah is the love of my life, and she may not love me back, but I will cherish every second I get to speak to her, hold her hand, kiss her lips, or share my body and soul with her.
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