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sponge bob square pants

by die July 28, 2003
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spongebob squarepants

The reason your child has ADHD (Attention Defecit Hyperactivity Disorder).
Parent: "Timmy, what would you like to watch?"
ADHD-stricken child: "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ... No, let's go ride bikes! ... Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!"
by Percy Jones June 25, 2007
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Spongeboob Squaredick

An insult that would be said to someone to hurt their feelings and scar them for life. Has no definite meaning, but is mostly used to refer someone as a boob and a dick at the same time.
Who needs Spongebob Squarepants when you have Spongeboob Squaredick?
by Brian Kim lol January 4, 2007
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SpongeBob

A sea sponge with an ass.
Spongebob SquareTesticles
by sTeVaChU_dA_pIkAcHu August 20, 2019
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Sponge Bob Squishy Pants

An fat ugly girl who tries and fails to look skinny by stuffing her fat cottage cheese ass into a pair of pants that are about 3 sizes too small. Usually not her fault because manufacturers of pants fail to make pants in her required size.
Bertha who you trying to kid squishing your ass into those jeans. Why don't you use your sewing skills and stitch 2 pairs together to compensate or better yet purchase a muumuu!!
by Tommy R May 23, 2005
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sponge bob

A TV show about a yellow sponge that lives underneath the ocean.

Was good until Hot Topic, and Claires had to go and sell it's merchandise, and every kid on the fucking world owned something "Spongebob". Spongebob backpacks, socks, T-Shirts, pants, boxers.

Was also ruined my the gay teacher at PJHS Mr.West.
WHAT THE FUCK IS NEXT!!?? G-STRINGS!? JOCK STRAPS!? DOO-RAGS!? CRACK PIPES!?! COME ON MAN!!!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
ABSORBANT AND YELLOW AND PORUS IS HE?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
His nautical nonsense is something to wish?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Who drops on the deck, and flops like a fish!?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!, SPONGEBO-:BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM:<I killed him wiht my gun!: :)
by Remy's Bitch January 28, 2005
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