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sponge heart

The phenomenon manifesting in the heart region of the body similar to the sensation of one’s heart being wrung out like a sponge. From an organic perspective, those emotive complexes attributable to relinquishment of semi-permeable barriers. Usually a sensory experience will induce the physical sensation. Such stimulants can include (but are not limited to) the following ~ mindful/present attention of one person to another without distraction, children’s reactions to things that make them smile, puppies, a beautiful sunset, an olfactory stimulus that pulls on memory, well played music, anyone performing sports, dance or movement of any kind when done exceptionally well, etc etc. Frequently people experiencing “sponge heart” do so when ensconced in the love cloud.
Dang, that baby smiled at me just now and gave me a mad case of sponge heart.
by Anja Manzanares July 25, 2012
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Spongebob Squarepants

A good show about a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea and is very happy, Loves his work, Has a best friend known as starfish patrick who has an IQ of 7 WTF?, and Cannot drive (Unless Blindfolded). (Riku Much)

He crys when he gets fired, He loves his job and never gets bored of it, Like Mariko from elfen lied because she liked killing almost everyone!
by BetterSkatez May 19, 2013
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spongey bitch

You see that girl over there? She is such a spongey bitch. She's been known to soak up more nut than planters.
by pgarrett September 16, 2013
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Spontaneous Giggity

When using a chat app such as Grindr, this happens when a conversation suddenly has sexual overtones about as overt as a quick brick to the gonads.
"So you like cake too eh?"

"Me too. I'd like to see your nude lady parts surrounded by cake."

"Sorry for the spontaneous giggity. I haven't had sex in months."
by Lhro4ever March 20, 2014
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spontaneous lactation

When a women suddenly squirts milk out of her breast due to extreme surprise or pleasure.
Girl: why is there milk on the floor?
Girl 2: Spontaneous Lactation
by Fender315 March 4, 2015
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SpongeBob Teeth

A dental condition characterized by poor occlusion and missing teeth with wide spacing. Orthodonture definitely indicated.
Britney Spears' kids have a terrible case of SpongeBob teeth.
by KImCobain April 10, 2015
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sponsored content

Ads that have adapted to adblockers, and became "real" stories about saving 15 percent or more on car insurance. Also the 265th episode of South Park.
I just want to watch the news, but then I'm looking at an ad. I try to click the x, but it turns out its a link for the top ten worst celebrity plastic surgeries ever. So as I'm looking through it I get another ad leading to a slideshow on money making hacks even though it isn't even a hack, leading me to another ad, but I just want to know about the presidential campaign, but when I try to go back it turns out its a link to some sponsored content about Geico. And then the cycle repeats.
by aQUAT1C January 28, 2016
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