klank spanking

A term used to completely insault a person which can not possible have a comeback as it was an incredibly overkill insault.

James: Fuck i droped my coke
Justin: You god dam mother fucking, cock sucking, homosexual, donkey fucking, rim job master of fucking retarded swamp donkey whore bag.
James: That was Klank Spankingtastic or
James: Klank Spanking to the max or
James: You Klank Spanked me bad or
James: Fucking Klank Spanking BITCH

by -=[TNC]=- October 14, 2005

splonking

the real definition of "splonking" is observing caves. Well think of that in the same sense but with a dirty mind. A guy observing or more a girls 'cave' is splonking.

So were you a splonker last night?
Yeah but as i was splonking, her mom walked in, which ended up causing her to sploosh in my face. it was delicious.

by Skooby Snack April 4, 2008

spelunking

To pick one's nose.

Barry "I just caught Johnny spelunking, man, he was knuckle deep."

by Neo June 15, 2003

spelunking

rifling through something in order to find something far greater hidden at the bottom.

can be a sexual reference...

enid spelunks jovially each night...

he was spelunking at great speed through the cereal packet to find the toy at the bottom.

he spelunked through the garbage for the cheese he left there.

by aneuryism March 27, 2007

spanking my monkey

When a male, or transvestite *cough Caitlin jenner* decides to get a little wish in there pants and wants to take themselves to horn dog town, they beat their meat. And when someone beats they meat it is called spanking their monkey

Man I was on her insta and I just whipped it out and started spanking my monkey

by deeznoots June 10, 2016

spanking

Procrastinating, often by web surfing online. Goofing off by enjoying yourself instead of getting something done. Refers specifically but not exclusively to masturbating ("spanking the monkey"), especially while looking at porn online.

Am I interrupting?
Nah, just spanking. What's up?

by Sir Yelof May 12, 2007

spelunking

The act of spelunking is mysterious. Many define it as such: a man does a little booty diving followed by immediate removal of the penis and placement back into the girls (now warm) poon.

Luke called Allison on Friday, enticing her with the promise of a hot night of spelunking.

by onecrazymofucka April 13, 2006