skin splitter

An erection so hard, your dick splits in two and an even bigger boner is revealed

That hot slut in the turd splitter gave me a total skin splitter...I better split...

by HB November 29, 2004

Splitting the meat

When a female spreads her vulva in a welcoming manner.

Cathy was splitting the meat and the many bishops around her were intrigued.

by BigJockKnew1688 April 13, 2010

Splatterfest

When one empties his/hers liquified bowels and it sprays all over the inner bowl and the upper rim of the toilet.

I had to use the bathroom, but I chose not to when I saw the person before left a splatterfest.

by MeNthisGuy August 31, 2011

Cum Splotch

A splotch of cum or cum-like substance.

Guy 1: Dude, what is that on your shirt?
Guy 2: My friend rubbed a glob of my deoderant on me.
Guy 1: You've got a cum splotch!

by Ambrosiatic February 24, 2009

kodiak splitter

buy your can of kodiak smokless tobacco, throw a lip in.then while giving your girlfriend anal sex, take your penis out for a moment then take your tobacco and out in her anus, then insert penis again.

i gave my girlfriend a mean kodiak splitter last night

by Big Daddy Splitter March 4, 2011

Tip Splitter

When an item is jammed so deep and hard into a man's urethra that the opening rips, making the penis look like a snake's tongue.

Roger: "Damn son, your piss is spraying everywhere! You wearing a fan spray nozzle on your weiner or something?"
Jim: "Nah dude, I fell dick first on a screwdriver last night and it gave me a tip splitter."

by CATFOOODS February 11, 2012

Atom Splitter

A high velocity dual-angle (two-part/"split") cumshot created by the force of ejaculate around the cum-stuck center of the linear accelerator nozzle (cock-hole), resulting in a double splat of giz, typically on the face and headboard, the hair on both sides of the face, or in both eyes. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH Cuban Missle Crisis.

See also... Adam Splitter.

I narrowly missed a facial, lastnight, when David pulled out and shot an atom splitter... I had to wash BOTH pillow cases!

by dbodude April 12, 2012