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birthday spanking

An old birthday tradition where you are spanked one smack per year of life plus one more “to grow on”. There are different variations where you may receive “a pinch to grown an inch” or “a sock to grow a block”.

Parents or close friends normally pull your pants down and give it to you on your bare butt, over their knee. Teachers that still carry on this tradition will put you over their knee in front of the class.

This used to be very commonly done at childrens’ birthday parties as part of the activities. Usually a sibling or cousin would hold you down while everyone at the party took turns spanking you over your clothing.
1. Mom: Happy Birthday! Pull your pants down and over my knee for your birthday spanking!
Son: Come on mom! I’m too old for this!
Mom: Don’t make me get the spoon, honey!

Smack! “One”

Smack! “Two”

Smack! “Three”
…..

SMACK! “And one to grow on”
“OWW!”
by redcaboose May 24, 2023
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2-mile spanking line

The thing from spongebob that fetishists dream of experiencing
Man I really want to feel the 2-mile spanking line.
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Drummer's Spanking

Using a double pass pedal to spank both of your girl's cheeks.
(Singer of band says to guitarist:) Where's Ron?
(Guitarist says:) Hes probably backstage doing a Drummer's Spanking with one of the groupies.
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shlankin

is the term used in place of "hey, how ya goin?" or "what are you doing?". Can be used for many different purposes, greeting a telephone call included.
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SpamKing

A SpamKing is someone who uses every technique possible both ethical and unethical to drive traffic to a web site. This would include hidden text to link farms and everything in between.
Barney's use of link farms and keyword stuffing makes him the ultimate SpamKing.
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Planking

The act of lying face down on an object while remaining rigid much like a plank of wood. Often, a photograph is taken of this act and posted on social media outlets. Often performed by lying on objects which are either completely awkward or dangerous, such as a basketball hoop or the middle of a road. The origins of planking can be traced back to the "lying down game" which has its roots in Japanese Anime.
Kyle: "Mike, I'm going to go planking on that stop sign over there!"

Mike: ".... dude, you're a faggot, no I will not take a picture of you being a douche bag."

Kyle: "But I will get so many comments on this picture of Facebook!"

Mike: *bertstare*
by YaboyMike November 21, 2011
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planking

laying down in your stomach facing the ground, looking as awkward/dead as possible Artitsts of this exciting sport have a creative nature. This sport is not illegal but frowned upon as "the man" of society thinks its of naughty behaviour however competitors in this nail biting sport think its the balls
guy 1: "man that guy is doing some awesome planking"
guy 2: "dayyyyyuuum"
competitor: *keeps on planking*
by ={D December 11, 2011
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