poop to splash ratio

The size of your poop compared to the splash it causes.

today, dans poop to splash ratio was 5:12. meaning his poop was 5 inches long, causing a 12 inch splash.

by laxbro3443 September 3, 2011

Rougen Splash

A shit of unexpected magnitude, density and cohesive quality, such that when it hits the water in the toilet it creates an almost Sea World like eruption of water that cascades across your ass cheeks.

Dude, I went to take a quick dump but imagine my surprise when the shit ending up being a complete rougen splash.

by Dr. Ike August 3, 2011

Asscrack Splash

A patch of hair that stems from above your buttcrack and spreads to your lower back

I went to the pool yesterday and some honkey had an asscrack splash

by edvsthewrld July 6, 2020

20 meter radius emerald splash

A move that can in NO WAY be deflected used by a cherry loving donut with red hair while trying to vibe check a blonde vampire.

Donut: No one can deflect the 20 meter radius emerald splash
Blonde Vampire:(X) Doubt

by Kakyoin Noriyaki February 4, 2021

shit splash

That nasty eruption of toilet water that hits your ass after a shit dives into the toilet.

You may or may not feel shit splash if you just ate at Cici's Pizza (diarreah).

Also, if you piss before shitting, you will get the shit splash and piss combo.

by UP AND ATOM April 10, 2015

Raw-splash

The act of running up to somebody, cumming on the back of their leg, and then running away

"dude, i totally raw-splashed that chick, she never saw me cumming"

by adriansucks May 19, 2010

Chug Splash

A Chug Splash requires two or more people (1 male and other person of your choice!) to replicate. Before the man reaches climax, the other person must kneel at least 2 inches away from the males genitalia, while the male is stimulating himself ferociously and shaking it like a soda can. Once the man is ready to splurge he must say “Prepare for the Splash Zone!” To which then the other person will open their mouth and close their eyes and jug the sweet nectar juices from their partners untamed penis and then proceeds to spit it up towards the ceiling and down to their face.

Ron: Hey Nancy! Want to come over and try the Chug Splash! I heard it’s fun for new couples!
Nancy: Sure Ron but will it arouse my fountain fetish?
Ron: Yes! And that’s on God, baby girl!

by Poo poooo head July 16, 2020