reason you suck speech

When you tell someone who you're incredibly pissed off with or just generally someone you don't like every single reason why you don't like them.

(Apparently you have to have the word reason you suck speech in this so i just put it here)

I always wondered what kind of person could do such a thing. But now that I see you, I think I understand. There’s just nothing inside you. Nothing at all. You’re pathetic and sad and empty.

by kimwest October 25, 2014

Spench

Female offspring of French and Spanish parents. Incredibly gorgeous, and usually wealthy. They are very easy to manipulate. And thus is the real reason for them.

"So, how was your date?"
"Dude. She's such a Spench. She's freakin' hot, and I can get her to buy me pretty much anything I want."

by starcrumb January 4, 2009

SPENCH

TO EJACULATE SEMEN. shooting CUM shooting sperm. Erupting JIZZ. Popping off after sex. Shooting spack on something. Orgasming after some hot fucking.

Lisa was being a bitch in bed, so I pulled out and SPENCHED on her face.

by Mark Kosobucki April 13, 2008

freedom of speech

The ability to say whatever you want. When you say things that people don't like, they try to take this away from you.

Using freedom of speech, I can type the following statement:
Me: Man, my friend Josh is a jew, and he is so Jewish.
Studio Audience: How Jewish is he?
Me: My fried Josh is so Jewish, he makes Moses look like Lenny Kravitz.

by Complete And Utter Californian Racist December 28, 2005

Speech speech

When you do a speech but it isn’t necessarily on the topic but it is a ducking good speech

I’m gonna do a speech speech

by Urb0n D1ct1onary October 13, 2019

Spesh

a word to describe something of significant value.

That china bowl is super spesh.

by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

Spelch

The sound two bodies make on bumping into each other on uncovered fleshy areas.

And when they bumped into each other, the stomachs spelched! or I go to the gym to spelch with the cute looking chickies.

by giGadeth September 13, 2006