SPAM Rage

To receive so much SPAM that it drives one to make threats against supposed SPAM companies.

Charles Booher has a bad case of SPAM rage; he threatened DM Contact Managemen with anthrax.

by druid628 December 1, 2003

spam

- The crap you don't want to eat
- The crap you don't want in your inbox
- The crap you don't want on your forums

Spam in your inbox: GET A CHEAP PENIS ENLARGEMENT WITH GREAT RESULTS!

by Sapphire X February 5, 2005

Wattpad spasmic

People (often 12/13 year olds) who post five-page stories on Wattpad in first-person, then connect that to Facebook in the dim hopes that someone will recognize them for the literary talent they are not.

That girl is a real Wattpad spasmic, she wrote two pages with a fuck load of mistakes with the promise of more when she gets twenty likes

by Percivail September 28, 2013

spasmo

A spacker or otherwise debilitated individual.

Vivian you spasmo!

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

spasmastic

To be so excited that they are having spasms.
To be extreamly excited.

Dude, that is so spasmastic.

by Rohit Saxena September 27, 2005

webcam spam

Someone who uses services such as instant messengers (MSN, AIM ect) or plainly email to advertise crap websites which include a small made up blog about some whore who doesnt have a job because she spent all of her time at school fucking anyone who requests it, a poor quality webcam which is never active, a few losers who are desperate to see some flesh trying to get some live graphical content without having to pay the 8.99 the camwhore is asking for in return for a sneak peak at her vagina, which now looks like a carrier bag due to excessive sex. The website is almost always poorly laid out, full of spelling mistakes and grammatical errors, and crap language. The girl featured is almost as bad as if not worse looking than the website itself. Acne, over/underweight, and caked in makeup.

Webcam spam: hiya! mi name is sophiexxxxxxxxxxx i hav a new webcam on my newly found hot syt all bout me! cum on, hope 2 c u there!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

by LeonXP October 4, 2006

spam

1- Annoying junk emails
2- a 'meat' product
3- Usless off-topic or annoying posts at message boards,usually using the smilie ' :smoke:'
4- what one does in the unmoderated section of kraptastica

1- 'oh noes my inbox is full of teh spam!'
2- im off to the shops to buy some spam for i am poor.
3- LOLZ SEPHIR0TH ROX LOLZ :smoke::smoke::smoke:
4- i am spamming in Unmod

by Anonymous May 18, 2003