sparklepuff

Term used to describe highly polished, well-manicured women who frequent bars, sporting high heels, too much make-up. Frequently seen with high, tight ponytails, large hoop earrings and perfectly shaped, plucked and drawn-in eyebrows.

Check out the sparklepuffs over at the bar!

Once a sparklepuff, always a sparklepuff.

by sparklepuff hunter August 17, 2017

Sparkleasshole

When you are in the middle of anal intercourse you throw sparkles in each others eyes to make the whole thing more exciting.

Guy: Ready?
Girl: Lets just do the sparkleasshole now before I regret it!

by Sidewhore January 30, 2018

sparkle toes

Sparkle toes is a homophobic term used for over flamboyant gays.

Carl: Geez, can Spencer be any less of a sparkle toes.

by ayeeeitsmaggie June 8, 2018

Sparkle cunt

1. A woman who has a vagina that attracts many men. Therefor leading to vigorous sexual activity.

2. When a woman lays back while her sexual partner puts glitter in her vagina and then blows in to her vagina and then she queefs the glitter out like confetti.

This term is typically used as an insult towards women and was first coined by Amanda Darko on Facebook 2014 - 2015

She is a sparkle cunt.

Do you think that sparkle cunt queefs glitter out of her vagina?

by Amanda Darko May 4, 2019

sparkling shower

When you come home from a long days work and can’t decide over either passionfruit or mango Lacroix, but decide that mango is the obvious choice. Next obvious choice is to take your beverage to a nice hot shower and relax while sipping your sparkling water drink as you meditate underneath the artificial steaming falls as you clear your mind.

Think of it as the “power shower” or “shower beer” but sober mans version.

“Sparkling shower” a shower you have while sipping a sparkling soda water.

You may have tried a shower beer or power shower before but have you ever tried a shower Lacroix? I call it a sparkling shower. I’m going to have a nice sparkling shower after dinner it helps me relax.

by seenvanloos April 16, 2019

Sparkle christians

A rare creature that can only described as the worst kind of hypocrite.

"Ah man Sara is so good, shes always talking about volunteering and our Lord and savior jesus christ"
"Really I fucked her in the asshole last night"

*look at each other and nod in agreement once, in unison say * "sparkle christians"

by Lilport January 12, 2020

sparkle shine

Where you and your friends have talked about a situation where you'll end up going to jail and you significant others best friend will have to bail you out of jail

Her and i went to jail and he had to bail us out cause we got caught in the act if sparkle shine

by Lexi lorenzen September 25, 2020