Definitions by Lilport

Sparkle christians 

A rare creature that can only described as the worst kind of hypocrite.

"Ah man Sara is so good, shes always talking about volunteering and our Lord and savior jesus christ"
"Really I fucked her in the asshole last night"

*look at each other and nod in agreement once, in unison say * "sparkle christians"

Sparkle christians by Lilport January 12, 2020