Max Sombong

A man who has the power of Ranch dressing on his side to soon inevitably cover the world in it’s ever lasting white flavor.

Stop being a Max Sombong with the ranch. Run while you still can!

by Ranch bandits December 2, 2021

Sell someone down the river

To betray someone completely

Why would you try to sell someone down the river? That someone could accidentally be your grandmother.

by Sexydimma July 1, 2022

afflacing someone

When you are in an argument and you begin chirping like a bird until they get on all fours and begin shitting out terrible diarrhea all over your face.

Holy cow, yesterday Jim said he was afflacing someone today…

by Yahoones December 17, 2022

Pulling a Sooky on someone

When a hetero couple is going at it, the man comes in his hand. He then proceeds to slap the woman right in the face, hard, with that very same hand.

We were all nice and fluffy, but then I totally pulled a Sooky on her. You should have seen her face. It was hilarious! Pulling a Sooky on someone

by ZePolizei August 26, 2016

National twerk on someone day

On April 13

You can twerk on anybody you want.

No Consequences at all.

It’s national twerk on someone day so do it.

by Masonramsey245 May 25, 2018

November 15- Tell someone you hate you hate them

November 15 is the day you will let all your hate come out on that bitch or son of a bitch you hate

November 15
GIRL: Bitch guess wha it November 15 and ima here to tell you that I hate yo stupid bitch ass

GUY: hey! Stupid ass nigga! It November 15 and ima here to tell yo dumb black ass that I hate you your stupid banana eatin head ass- November 15- Tell someone you hate you hate them

by Bryce_V November 12, 2019

National Kiss Someone day

May 7th is National Kiss Someone Day and it can't be your mom or dad or anyone in your family, it has to be a crush or a friend.

You : Did you know what May 7th is?
Friend : No, What is it?
You : It's National Kiss someone Day
Friend : Oh shit, Who Do I Kiss First?

by yessirtoday May 5, 2020