Sucker begging

Speaking casually about your money woes in the hopes that the person you're talking to will volunteer to help you out financially. Begging without begging.

Lawrence: Eric called me yesterday talking about how he didn't know where he was going to get the money to pay his phone bill. He just went on and on about it. I felt bad for the man, so I volunteered to loan him the money.

Brandy: He does that all the time. He was sucker begging. He never asks for money directly.

by Brangelina444 March 5, 2011

soccer manager

Two senior girls who manage a boys' soccer team that are in charge of getting water, washing pinneys, counting the soccer balls, taking statistics, trash talking the other team, eye candy, etc.

Usually flirted with and whistled at by the other team

Also known as a dome squad and their team loves them forever as they tweet about them constantly.

Most often they end up dating/hooking up with the players after the season is over.

The absolute sexiest and most amazing girls in the school.

Midfielder: where's our soccer manager Tess when you need her?
Defense: she's filling water bottles.
Goalie: Damn she fine!

Midfielder: what's our soccer manager Emma doing?
Defense: taking score of the game.
Goalie: Damn she smart!

Emma: Tess i can't wait for the soccer game today!
Tess: me neither! let's wear booty shorts!
Emma: hey did you see Will's tweet about us? We're the dome squad now.
Tess: that's when you know you've made it.

Defense: Oh man, I hooked up with Tess last weekend. Best night of my life!
Midfielder: Nice bro! I hooked up with Emma last weekend. She's so awesome!
Defense: Good thing the season's over bro so we can hook up with the soccer managers now.
Midfielder: Yeah man -- once you go manager...you can't go back.

by T-dawg17 April 17, 2012

sucker free zone

to be without haters, area without suckers

Positive and progressive people mentally live in sucker free zones.

by evun.com February 5, 2014

Soccergasm

When people who are obsessed with soccer make noises while watching the sport or doing something related to soccer make noises like they had an orgasm. It can range from "Oh, oh, oh. AH!" to "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

Person 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!I GOT RONALDO!!!!

Person 2: Dude, that was a massive soccergasm.

by ClickForYaoi February 23, 2015

Soccer Mom

A mom who attends all of their child's soccer games, has has no clue about any of the rules.

Soccer Mom: C'mon goalie, chase the ball across the field!

by Jimbolicious7 March 16, 2015

Sackery of fuckshit

Expression used to define a person who is that bad that can be compared to an ugly sack full of the worst disgusting things ever existed.

A: "Hey, did you hear about Hitler?"
B: "Oh, you mean that sackery of fuckshit? Yes"

by Dan Sparkle September 16, 2016

Suckerberg Mark

A person targeted by Facebook, who clicks on, answers and falls into every trap.

Clarence fit their profile, answering every bit of bait - the name of his first pet, where he'd met his partner, his favorite color. It was so much fun! Oreos! My first car? A Honda Civic! He was a permanent resident of Suckerberg, the perfect Suckerberg Mark. 'Wait wait, they're asking the last four digits of my SSN in reverse order! Only one in ten can do it! I'm a genius.'

by Monkey's Dad October 5, 2021