Shatzkrieg

A bowel movement that comes on so fast, so strong, with lightning precision that it forces an immediate surrender and release.

I ate two dozen wings and by half time, it was shatzkrieg. That toilet was wrecked. Couldn’t get there quick enough to get relief.

by Eaton Holgoode June 18, 2018

Snatch Wagon

Something as disgusting as a wagon full of rotting snatches. The most vile disgusting snatch to ever cross your path

She's a snatch wagon

by EEM78 May 10, 2019

Santz with the bantz

Some unfunny person who thinks their jokes bang but in reality they are deader then madeline mccan

Have you heard that person who thinks their funny. Moving like Santz with the bantz

by rnl November 23, 2021

snatcheroo

Crispy, crunchy, frosted delicacy found at major Midwest gas station or
An unhealthy surprise with a tapioca consistency while performing cunnilingus

I want to go to the gas station to get a snatcheroo.

Beau, git yer hands off my snatcheroo!

by OllieBoomBali January 7, 2023

cock snatch

A cock snatch is someone who takes away all or most of the fun from something.

Dude, don't be such a cock snatch!

by Dave Perala September 2, 2008

dick-snatch

1. to prevent a male from "hooking up" with a lady
2. synonymous with cock-block

I was just about to score with Jessica, then that dick-snatcher Andrew walked in.

What the hell, you just totally dick-snatched me.

Wow Tim, what a dick-snatch.

by Joe The Wolfpack May 12, 2010

Low Snatch-esteem issues

When a woman thinks her man/significant other is so hot that every person they come across wants to have sex with them.

You have a case of Low Snatch-esteem issues when you feel the need to text or call your spouse non-stop and accuse them constantly of wanting to have sex with every woman they come in contact with.

by Observerdav July 28, 2010