Shotgun Smoker

One who smokes herb (Mostly Cannabis Sativa) and upon combustion and inhalation they experience spasms causing an exhale sending burning ember's in all directions similar to the firearm known as "shotgun"

Man Jimmy is a cool guy and all, but if you sit across from him while toking jane, take cover cause he's a shotgun smoker.

by RE1S September 2, 2010

Bandage Soaker

Someone who keeps a secret from a friend until the last minute.

It is compared to someone who soaks a bandage in hot water and slowly takes it off avoiding pain

Bestie 1: Heyy soo...are you going to that party tonight?

Bestie 2: Hell yeah!

Bestie 1: (Thinking: OMG her boyfriend is bringing some slut to that party D:) Greeeeeeeeeaaaaaat, see you there!

*At Party*

Bestie 1: (Blurts out) YOUR BOYFRIEND IS CHEATING ON YOU!!!

Bestie 2: WTF you bandage soaker, why do you tell me that now?!?! Now I feel awkward D:

by Andriko1 May 21, 2011

SPOON SHAKER

SOMEONE WHOS ALWAYS GETTING DOWN WITH THER BAD SELF

man that guy is such a SPOON SHAKER

i know right

by youknow1998 September 6, 2011

toad soaker

An enormous amount of rainfall; a deluge.

The high humidity, violent winds, and lightning were a sure sign of a toad soaker.

by P.J. Pumpernickle June 17, 2012

chorizo smoker

A gay man who likes to give fellatio to men of hispanic backgrounds

John loves to smoke pedro's chorizo, what a chorizo smoker

by elcrazyloco696 October 15, 2013

Norwegian smoker

The act of farting under the covers and lifting said covers, thus wafting the noxious fumes in your partner's face. Used as an alternative to the dutch oven, it has a higher success rate due to the decreased amount of required effort.

My girlfriend pulled a norwegian smoker on me last night after having beans for dinner.

by Ingothold March 6, 2017

Donut Smoker

A term for a homosexual

My manager Brady is a donut smoker when he makes us stay later.

by SuckMyDickBrady May 19, 2017