slow pitch

n. A loose approximation of softball in which the standards are lowered, rules are loosely enforced in a friendly manner, all can play, and heavy drinking is encouraged.

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Hey! Take some speed off that pitch Ace. This is slow pitch, not bean ball!

by gnostic 1 June 5, 2013

Slow-dance chubby

When your penis is half hard, not too stiff and not to floppy. Perfect for smacking your girlfriend or wife in the face while she's sleeping.

"Hey bro, last night I got a slow-dance chubby and smacked Laura in the face."

"Bro that's funny as hell right on."

by Oruganaconga January 14, 2017

slow neck

head/blow job
Lots of backwards/forwards at a slow speed

That broad gives good head...I mean real slowneck.

by Leedah June 6, 2005

Slow Loris

A sex position in which the woman sits on the man's lap, facing him, and he tickles her while bouncing, while she lifts her arms up in the air, like the small Asian primate, the Slow Loris.

Hey, wanna Slow Loris with me? You look ticklish.

by Andre LeBlanc October 6, 2009

Slow Turtle

A guy who is slow to or cannot get an erection before sex. Credit to Orlando...

Poor Kyle, its a shame that he is a slow turtle.

by xn1nt3nd0 March 3, 2011

slow it down

to lower the volume of something, the opposite of speed it up

*radio playing in background* Hey slow dat down, i got a call.

by mikejones June 23, 2004

Slow Comfortable Screw

1) some good sex.

2) a cocktail containing gin and orange juice.

Jane: hey jaime let have a slow comfortable screw
Jaime: yer ok
Chris: mad sluts can i film it?
Jaime and Jane: sure!
Jane to bar-tender: hey can i have a slow comfortable screw?
Bar-tender: sure meet me out the back in 5.

by Catwoman18 October 19, 2008