sloanaphobia

its the fear of cool people

Cody: OMG I HAVE SLOANAPHOBIA!

Brian: What's that dude?

Cody: The fear of cool people!!!

Hot Girl: Hey Brian! You're looking pretty cool!

Brian: Thanks!

Cody: AHHHHHH!!! SLOANAPHOBIA!!! (Runs away screaming)

by sammmxobam April 22, 2011

Slonching

The perfect word to describe when someone is chewing obnoxiously with their mouth open.

Stop slonching at the dinner table

by Caninmirror January 10, 2019

Sloaning

Randomly jumping in others conversations.

Stop sloaning my conversation.

by Rainstain November 6, 2019

SLOAN Ranger

Definition - A man who films video in meetings of people before using them for his own emotional and sexual gratification.

SLOAN is an acronym for - Secretly Loves Obtaining Any Nudity

Ranger due to the fact that they are usually people who move around a lot from different jobs and roles in an effort to obtain new footage

Usually short and seedy little men with nothing better to do.

Another video ffs! Mate you are turning into a real Sloan Ranger

by BershamBackdoor October 12, 2021

king kong slong

Big ass dck like a gorrilla dick

King kong slong gave it to me last night

by Breadder'man March 17, 2017

Dr. Slone

Dr. Slone is the leader of the Imagined Order (IO). She is a brilliant woman who is able to make tough decisions, even if those decisions make her be looked upon unfavorably.

"Who's that lady over there?" "Oh, her? That's Dr. Slone." "Thats Dr. Slone? I thought she fled the island after the Cube Queens arrival.

by Michael_Swag November 23, 2021

slone

A creepy man who doesn't stop, persistent, over aged, and clingy.
Regardless of weather the man is fat or skinny, he never stops 'creep'n' on chicks.
Slones tend to be fat and rich.

This guy was totally being a slone, i had to call the police.

Look at all those slones over there!

by yeahidid334 April 14, 2011